Mawsley

They've done it before in Liverpool, they should know better, they have no excuse. Manila is decent, I wouldn't mind a Far East gig.

Morning. Invited to speak at a conference - for the life of me I’ve no idea how stupid people must be if someone like me has got anything to say that anyone would be prepared to listen to. Still, business class flights, airport lounges, and a sumptuous hotel. I’m going to be incredibly drunk for seven days in June. Honestly, my main advice to the businesses sponsoring my trans national libations is to stop paying for me to get drunk in foreign climes.

I didn’t know wives could win awards for cleaning and stuff. Does this mean that sammich making happens even faster or tastes better? I might sign my wife up for it.

Last week we were in Florence for my birthday - whatever I do this weekend is going to be a bit shit in comparison.

Lying in bed suffering from the worst manflu ever contracted by man - working my way through the NoFX catalogue yet again.

Mornings are shit when you wake at home and realise nobody is providing a banquet for breakfast and people will look at you funny if you start drinking at 11am.

Buena sera de Firenze. Blazing sun, 30deg, and cold beer & pizza. Life could be worse.

Yep. If I’d been still going at 30 I’d have been over his bonnet or into a hedge mind. Lincolnshire though, eh. They’re either drunk, high or battling the fifteen extra chromosomes with their seven webbed fingers.

Up to Lincs - my word every dipshit was out today. Had some spanner rest his front bumper on my right leg as he jumped out from a junction just as I was riding by. Luckily I'd already scrubbed speed as I felt he hadn't bothered looking at me, which was fortunate as I was on roadside gravel by the time the both of us came to rest. I am very good at swearing. I think he understood exactly how I felt about his driving.

Rockingham Castle Buckminster Farms Deeping Lakes And Hungry Hogs cafe

I'm sure @Hoggs will appreciate the invention and award me gazillion more valueless Hogg points.

So, do I include this as one of my Hoggs porky specials? Because “This little piggy went to market... …Overton”

Nicest thing I’ve been called in a while

I was quite happy tbh, I thought the noise was a broken spoke or busted disk. Planning on going more knobblie rubber so this isn’t a great sad. It’s done around 600 miles with the fixing, it’ll last 200 more until the service.

Then I took it to see some non-league footy