this was about 20 years ago, i had problem with zzr600 it was only running on 3 cylinders i wanted to check the plugs before taken it to the bikeshop, so i ask a mate to come give me hand.
i told him i had to take the petrol tank off to get to the plugs, so i taken the screws out and lifted up tank, i ask my mate to hold the tank so i could put clamp on the fuel line, before i had a chance to put clamp on he walk off with the tank! fuel pissing out all over the bike the road my mate pants was cover in fuel he put the tank on the hedge still pissing fuel out everywhere i shouted i not f**king clamp it yet!! with that i jump up grab the tank and turn it upside down to stop the fuel, i turn to my mate to call him a f**king prick and he had fag in mouth trying to light the f**king thing! i blow my top at seeing him lighting a fag! f**king petrol everywhere he smoking a bloody fag! i after that i never ask him to help me again.