cockercas Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Started a new job today and was busting for a crap. Nipped to sainsbrys down the road to use there toilets.Run in, did what i needed to do, and washing my hands i noticed a comdom machine. But it didnt sell comdoms. It sold tampons and pads for 50p. I thorght its abit of a strange thing to have in the mens......... then i noticed there was no urinals. Turns out i just took a crap in the ladies toilets. Should of known, there wasnt pee all over the cubical floor like the mens. My fail for the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fro Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 There's no part of that that didn't make me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucifah Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 That made my day! Technically those tampons fulfil the same purpose as condoms though... if they're in, you won't be, and nobody gets pregnant. Now really fast... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Hahaha brilliant!I went to toilet with my mum a bit back and the hand basin was one big long stainless urinal looking contraption.We had to go and check the door sign as I thought we had walked into the men's.Tampax should be free, as should toilet roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockercas Posted April 16, 2014 Author Share Posted April 16, 2014 Still not as bad as the time i was working in this womens house, she was stunning if you marked he out of 10 she would be a 12. Getting towards the end of the day and he boyfreind was going to the bank to get me some money, i asked if i could use the toilet,he said yes and left.quick look outside for the waste pipe to find the toilet and its on the 1st floor. Gos up there dose whati needed to do, flushed, flushed, flushed . Nothing the water was cut off to that toilet. Had to go and tell the incredibly hot lady id done a massive shit in a toilet that didnt work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Lol try doing a poo before you leave home!Mind you it's much better being paid to poo at work! I always go I the clients loo if I need to poo haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobinoski Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 If your going for a dump at someones house you dont really know always do a pre dump test flush!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockercas Posted April 18, 2014 Author Share Posted April 18, 2014 Since that day ive always lifted the cisten lid off to see if it has water in lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9bhp Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 If your going for a dump at someones house you dont really know always do a pre dump test flush!!haha Is that to make sure the toilet is fully serviced?The toilet at my work has a really tight u-bend so every time you go for a derek, its gets stuck. Bad design but entertaining at same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fro Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 But then you end up sinking the Bismark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I hate the toilets with the "poo shelf" you know where it hits the pan before the water. Always results in skid marks which you fell obliged to scrub off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkest-Star Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I hate the toilets with the "poo shelf" you know where it hits the pan before the water. Always results in skid marks which you fell obliged to scrub off. the poo shelf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I was on a TransAtlantic flight once and really couldn't hold on any longer.......I laid a cable and flushed the toilet....the water flushed and the flap swung down....but when the flap swung back up there was my turd still stuck to it.....dunno what I'd been eating, but it was a tenacious bugger....took several more flushes before it finally let go.....of course, by this time there was a reasonable queue outside the bogs....I scuttled back to my seat trying not to make eye contact with anyone.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockercas Posted April 18, 2014 Author Share Posted April 18, 2014 I hate the toilets with the "poo shelf" you know where it hits the pan before the water. Always results in skid marks which you fell obliged to scrub off.Done that to. Looked around and there was a bog brush. But then what do you do with a crap covered bog brush? Just put it back or wash it in the sink or what? Ive never cleaned a toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 You use th brush, flush the loo then in the last part of the flush rinse the brush in the loo water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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