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Started a new job today and was busting for a crap.

Nipped to sainsbrys down the road to use there toilets.

Run in, did what i needed to do, and washing my hands i noticed a comdom machine.

But it didnt sell comdoms. It sold tampons and pads for 50p.

I thorght its abit of a strange thing to have in the mens......... then i noticed there was no urinals.

Turns out i just took a crap in the ladies toilets.

Should of known, there wasnt pee all over the cubical floor like the mens.

My fail for the week.

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Hahaha brilliant!


I went to toilet with my mum a bit back and the hand basin was one big long stainless urinal looking contraption.


We had to go and check the door sign as I thought we had walked into the men's.


Tampax should be free, as should toilet roll :booty:

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Still not as bad as the time i was working in this womens house, she was stunning if you marked he out of 10 she would be a 12.

Getting towards the end of the day and he boyfreind was going to the bank to get me some money, i asked if i could use the toilet,he said yes and left.quick look outside for the waste pipe to find the toilet and its on the 1st floor. Gos up there dose whati needed to do, flushed, flushed, flushed . Nothing the water was cut off to that toilet. Had to go and tell the incredibly hot lady id done a massive shit in a toilet that didnt work.

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If your going for a dump at someones house you dont really know always do a pre dump test flush!!

haha Is that to make sure the toilet is fully serviced?


The toilet at my work has a really tight u-bend so every time you go for a derek, its gets stuck. Bad design but entertaining at same time. :mrgreen:

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I was on a TransAtlantic flight once and really couldn't hold on any longer.......I laid a cable and flushed the toilet....the water flushed and the flap swung down....but when the flap swung back up there was my turd still stuck to it.....dunno what I'd been eating, but it was a tenacious bugger....took several more flushes before it finally let go.....of course, by this time there was a reasonable queue outside the bogs....I scuttled back to my seat trying not to make eye contact with anyone.... :oops:

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I hate the toilets with the "poo shelf" you know where it hits the pan before the water. Always results in skid marks which you fell obliged to scrub off.

Done that to. Looked around and there was a bog brush. But then what do you do with a crap covered bog brush? Just put it back or wash it in the sink or what?

Ive never cleaned a toilet.

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