Six30 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 The Labour Party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffmasterII Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Knock knock....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fro Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Knock knock.......Get stuffed, I'm not voting for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffmasterII Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Knock knock.......Get stuffed, I'm not voting for you! You're meant to say "who's there" then I say........The pilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 On leaving hospital with her new baby daughter Kate demanded security was stepped up, not to protect her from the crowd out side, she heard Prince Andrew was on his way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fro Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Knock knock.......Get stuffed, I'm not voting for you! You're meant to say "who's there" then I say........The pilotThe pilot who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffmasterII Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 You're meant to say "who's there" then I say........The pilotThe pilot who?It takes a while but you will get it eventually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fro Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 It takes a while but you will get it eventuallyThis thread is going down fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azen Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 It's like that Manchester United sled I bought ... Never went downhill so fast in my life!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Git Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 You're meant to say "who's there" then I say........The pilotThe pilot who?It takes a while but you will get it eventually??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffmasterII Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 "Knock knock""Who's there?""The pilot"It's a pretty poor sick joke relating that that co-pilot who landed the German plane on the side of the French Alps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Git Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 No, No, No Nurse - I said OIL his testicles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azen Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 So Michael Farrage quit!!!!Bout time I've been waiting for that c**t to quit farrages!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazziep Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Who is Heather Mills least favourite politician? Nick Clegg. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 "Hello everyone and welcome to the first annual ISIS Suicide Bombers competition!""Can the first contestant please introduce yourself?""Yes hi my names Abdhul, I'm from islamabad and I'm 18, 17, 16, 15......." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggybear Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 ....or as the ISIS Suicide-Bomb Instructor said;"Gather round,lads-I'm only going to show you this once...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Police identified Jihadi John as a London based computer programmer.Police suspect he may have been trying to recruit others to his cause earlier through use of an app he made for smartphones: "Angry Kurds" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggybear Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I went to see the house of the inventor of the toothbrush.HOW did I know it was his house? Simple-by the plaque on the wall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggybear Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 My granddad died of pneumonia.We did try an old cure and smothered him in goose-grease,but he went downhill really fast after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggybear Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 My other granddad died on his 99th birthday.Which was a shame,as we hadn't finished giving him the bumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve D Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 My mate went over to Sierra Leone to help out in an Ebloa hospital but he was chucked out on day one. Apparently laughter is NOT the best medicine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggybear Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 (edited) My Geordie mate reckons he's the best in our gang at flirting.....he's wrong....because when we all jumped into the pool-he sank! Edited June 7, 2015 by puggybear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggybear Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Meanwhile,my chubby buddy has asked me to sort out some XXL trousers for his wedding suit....I'm learning as I go,but I've made some giant strides.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fro Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Ancient Chinese proverb say: Man who takes woman camping has one intent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr slike Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 A guy walking his dog next to the canal.Dog falls in and the man panics as he and the dog can't swim, he starts shouting help help I can't swim and my dog can't swim.A German guy walking past jumps in, drags the dog out and starts cpr on the dog.The guy says still panicking oh thanks, thank you so much are you a vet.The German guy shouts. Vet I'm bloody soaking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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