Phooey Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Embarrassingly, I told her that I had a rash on my testicles.She said I had to stop masturbating.I asked her why and she said because I am trying to examine you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 typical male! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polecat1 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 I went to see my doctor, he's a cockney, he asked how he could help me, I said "I've got a rash", he said "I'll be as quick as I can then". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 my grandad who is 89 went to the doctor for a check upA few days later, the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to my grandad and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"Grandad replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur - be careful." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpl Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 I went to see my doctor with a bad foot.He said "Gout"I said "I've only just come in!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebendyfox Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Went to the doctors for a checkup, he asked me why I had a steering wheel down my pants.....SO i told him it was driving me nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oasis Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 I went to the doctors and He told me I had VD.I politely told him that I must have caught it off a toilet seat.To which he replied...You must have been f**king chewing it! It's in ya gums!!Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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