Guest Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Wow, that joke seems awfully familiar...Have you seen it somewhere before then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RantMachine Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Wow, that joke seems awfully familiar...Have you seen it somewhere before then?Well I certainly have this feeling of deja-vu, but I can't think where I would have seen it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRH Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Wow, that joke seems awfully familiar...Have you seen it somewhere before then?Well I certainly have this feeling of deja-vu, but I can't think where I would have seen it... Scroll up to sept 21st Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RantMachine Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/B9R8fL0.gif' alt='IMGUR>'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Have you seen it somewhere before then?Well I certainly have this feeling of deja-vu, but I can't think where I would have seen it... Scroll up to sept 21st I feel a story about the war coming up soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unseen28 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Shaved a hedgehog the other day, it was pointless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggybear Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 I don't cheat on my 'significent other' [aka 'Ratbag'] and never would.There is NO WAY I'm carting my iphone,ipad and macbook into the shower every time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggybear Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 My neighbour insisted it's impossible to drive spaghetti.WRONG![you should've seen her face as I drove pasta...] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggybear Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Yes Dear informed me it's about time we had the pitter-patter of tiny feet around Chez Puggybear.Ohhhhhhh,boy.So-I got her a puppy. Weeell-it's MUCH cheaper - and you get more feet![what,exactly,is a 'divorce settlement',anyone?] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggybear Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 .....and another thing - namely,sponges.HOW can something so full of holes,hold so much water?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggybear Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 And while I'm here-has anyone else noticed that fat birds defy the laws of physics?Anyone?It's true - the more they weigh,the easier they are to pick up!!![not that I have personal knowledge,of course...I hereby refer you to joke #557]Right-I'm off to peel the cat. Goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RantMachine Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 On fire today, pug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 A bloke who worked for the railway commited a crime and got sentenced to death by electric chair.They strapped him in, flipped the switch and nothing happened.The executioner didn't understand and asked the railworker what was going on, he said....."I always was a bad conductor" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 When I was a kid my dad used to let me put my pocket money in a special money box under the stairs.I was 15 before I found out it was the electric meter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Git Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Mensa Test question 5b.'What sources are there within the confines of the UK (geographically) for social and ethnic stereotypes?'Top scoring answer:Tomato ketchup in the South and brown sauce in the North. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Git Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Well I certainly have this feeling of deja-vu, but I can't think where I would have seen it... Scroll up to sept 21st I feel a story about the war coming up soon {Jan 7th} During the War, we had this lad convinced he was going to die - He kept us awake in the trenches with his constant moaning so, we sent him to get some tea.........From the local corner shop.Still waiting for my tea...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Paddy and Mick looking through a catalogue, paddy says " you seen the women it here Mick they're gorgeous so they are "Mick says " I know , I'm ordering one " .2 days later Paddy says" has your women turned up yet Mick "" not yet Paddy but it won't be long , her clothes turned up today " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 BEFORE MARRIAGE..Man : I have been waiting for this dayLady : Do you want me to leave?Man : NoLady : Do you love me?Man : Of courseLady : Will you ever cheat on me?Man : Never in my lifeLady : Will you ever hug me?Man : Every chance I getLady : Will you hit me?Man : Are you crazy?Lady : Can I trust you?Man : YesLady : Sweet heartAFTER MARRIAGE :_Read from bottom to top_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobyte Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 " im off out mum "She said " you ain't going out any where until you change that mini skirt "I said " why "She said " because I can see your bollocks Dave " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fq-craigus Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Trump Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Blow me up and I will play with you. I am a Balloon. p.s[that was a chat up line. I have sent a reply using a facepalm picture] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Blow me up and I will play with you. I am a Balloon. p.s[that was a chat up line. I have sent a reply using a facepalm picture] you sound a bit deflated and let down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Blow me up and I will play with you. I am a Balloon. p.s[that was a chat up line. I have sent a reply using a facepalm picture] you sound a bit deflated and let down Second and last time..Take the hint already [stalker]http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t75/GixxerSup/TheMF/iWKad22_zpsq93ir5hs.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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