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You get bent!

I think that's still called bending something... Just bending it back

Bender by name bender by nature

I've been watching Shogun so I'm down with this Ocean-san.

Why on earth would you take a samurai sword?! That makes no sense at all lol. You're in Europe - take a broadsword.

Vintage meme for a vintage thread

Find a test centre further away?

Aw hell yeah. Jealous!

Is my bike made of ali? Are there detergents that do such things?

Me? They're car washers, there aren't any qualifications. They do a good job on my car where the ramifications of a scratch are higher.

No garage life so I risked the hand car wash. I oversaw the job, was good! Then a little blast around Kent. Some lovely b roads here, plenty of potholes though. i... Don't know why it's sideways

Lol wtf

Yo is actually originally from the middle ages I'll have thee know Language evolves. Get with the programme thou boomer yo1 exclamationINFORMAL exclamation: yo used to greet someone, attract their attention, or express excitement. "‘Yo, Ben!’ ‘Hey Eugene, I thought it was you.’" Origin natural exclamation: first recorded in late Middle English.

Yo! What kind of bikes you looking at?

When I wear a glove I don't bother pulling out, and visa versa.