Bender

Sounds more like it

Welcome

No I'm into straightening at the mo

Don't get bent over it

I didn't bend it, I de bended it.

I went through a local school had no problem

Clues in the name

Happy birthday

We had that on the A69 a while back I had Mrs on back, filtered right to the front, had a quick chat with officer guarding the cones, just in time for him to say it's clear now set your self away before we release the cars

Welcome and good luck

We went out for a curry, again then we came back, put fire on and watched something on netflix, I'm not sure what that something was cause I think I slept through most of it

Welcome

I identify as a toaster I'm not sure I should fill it in.

Went to put fuel in van, a regular expensive thing, usually uneventful. Noticed a young lady with a nice honda sitting against the wall next to the bike, bit odd maybe she's just having a breather, as I walked past looked like she was trying to put the key in the bollard First thought was looney everything ok I asked, she had somehow bent the ignition key and was waiting to be rescued, AHH gimme that, bit of a go with 2 pairs of pliers followed by some reworking with a hammer and some silicone spray and all was good. She was very pleasant and just a nice person, rarity these days.

Any one stupid enough to have more than 1 wife or girlfriend at the same time knows it's much easier to look after 5 bikes, these are things you only learn the hard way......... So I've been told