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Rules for posting.
by techno » Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:00 pm
Please can we leave porn,open crotch shots and erect penises out of any posts.
Also anything involving bodily fluids/waste etc.
Jokes or posts about rape and peadophillia will be reomved as banned subject matter!
Basically if you have to think about wether it should be posted then maybe it shoudn't.
As for rude cartoons whatever its a cartoon.
Thanks.
Additional disclaimer:- Due to the nature of this section some threads may contain words of a sexual nature or descriptions of sexual acts...
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Bohemian Rhapsody
by Six30 » Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:21 pm
Just watching it ... I thought Jagger was in the stones , but in film they got him fronting Queen :? :?
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Last post by fastbob
Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:32 am
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The British-Irish Dialect Quiz
by SometimesSansEngine » Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:32 pm
This has been doing the rounds today and for most people it seems quite accurate. You basically answer a load of questions about phrases you use and the way you speak and it tries to guess what part of the country you are from
I did the 25 questions version and it pretty much guessed at my West Country background
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Did the full version (about 95 questions, but doesn't take that long really) and it starts to scream ZUMMERZET :lol:...
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Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:26 pm
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Your worst joke!!!
by Susieque » Sat May 21, 2011 11:14 am
On the back of Harrison's terrible effort, what's the most corniest, cheesiest joke you know?????
Here's my starter......
I start a new job in Seoul next week....I thought it was a good Korea move!! :lol:
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Last post by Via
Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:02 pm
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Soviet advertising
by old-timer » Tue Jan 29, 2019 12:13 pm
Motorcycle helmets from Estonia Soviet advertising poster, 1972
Helm hoofdzaak-4.jpg
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Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:19 am
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Simplify the English language...
by old-timer » Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:18 pm
I found this EEC proposal from 1996, to simplify the English language and thus improve communications between Governments…
Enjoy ! :mrgreen:
Quote:
Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the European
Parliament has commissioned a feasability study in ways of improving
efficiency in communications between Government departments.
European officials have often pointed out that English spelling is unnecessarily difficult; for example:
cough, plough, rough, through and...
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Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:18 pm
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What do you look like under your helmet!!
by vicki » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:49 pm
Now we're getting to know each other a bit better, how about putting a face to a name?
Dont be shy!! Just think its nicer if you know who your talking to, and also helps if/when we meet up to recognise each other.
Ok...I will go first.
Im on the left of this picture as you look at it, with my mate Nicola.
Your turn 8)
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50 Things women can't do...
by Paul » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:25 pm
1. know anything about a car except its colour
2. understand a film plot
3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. lift
5. throw
6. run
7. park
8. fart
9. read a map
10. rob a bank
11. resist Ikea
12. sit still
13. tell a joke
14. play pool
15. pay for dinner
16. eat a kebab whilst walking
17. pee out of a train window
18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying
20. understand fruit machines
21. walk past a shoe shop
22. make a decent bacon sandwich
23. not comment on a...
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Last post by Slowlycatchymonkey
Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:23 am
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Book boop
by Six30 » Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:26 pm
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Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:10 am
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Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:32 pm
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Where You Go - New song
by asharin » Sun Nov 11, 2018 6:48 pm
As I was extremely upset last night, with all the shit going on and what's happening in my life, I put some of it into a song...not sure it helped any, but feel free to have a listen. It's not the greatest, but it only took me a couple of hours lol
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Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:18 pm
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My best terrible joke
by Asbo41 » Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:38 pm
Sorry had to post. I'm bored...
What do you call an exploding monkey?
A Baboom :lol:
I'll get my coat...... :tumble:
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Last post by Asbo41
Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:54 pm
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Pointless and probably boring forum wish game
by Tiggie » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:20 pm
I've seen this on a few groups on Facebook and its usually a laugh so thought I'd see what happens here.
Rules are simple. Someone posts a wish and someone replies granting the wish but ruining it in a humorous way.
Example:
I wish I could spend the night with Holly Willoughby
Wish granted, you spend all night stood in a police lineup as Holly picks you out as the person recently stalking her :oops:
I'll start it off
I wish I had a new Motorbike
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Last post by geofferz
Sun Oct 14, 2018 8:52 am
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Road rage - NSFW or kids
by learningtofly » Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:10 am
Okay, this'll cheer you up. Note: YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT UNTIL THE VERY END.
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Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:07 am
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top tip
by fastbob » Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:20 pm
If you're a fan of Francis Rossi but can't afford an expensive graphics kit for your bike then its Poundland to the rescue !
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Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:42 pm
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Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:58 pm
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A Day in the Life of a Forum Admin
by Grumpy Old Git » Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:03 am
Something that I’m sure admin might appreciate (from another group) 😁😁😁😁😁
A day in the life of an online admin:
Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on Facebook?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb...
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Last post by Stu
Thu Sep 06, 2018 10:07 pm
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Bikers do it... or do they ?
by old-timer » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:42 pm
It started in the seventies, if I'm not mistaken.
PIlots (always arrogant boasters) started to use bumper stickers to advertise their pretentious lies: Pilots are better lovers ... :roll:
Not long after, a variaty of 'confessions' from all sorts of people appeared on (bumper) stickers:
Squashers do it... against the wall
Hokey players do it... with sticks
Windsurfers do it... standing upright
Swimmers do it... in water
Firemen do it... on ladders.
But... I never saw a statement from bikers....
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Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:00 am
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Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:50 am
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Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:23 pm
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Still making music :D
by asharin » Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:45 am
Not sure if I ever posted any of my stuff here before...but as well as still being alive...just, I started making music again.
This is the latest:
Thoughts?
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Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:44 pm
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Thu May 10, 2018 8:51 pm
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Just been kicked out of the gym!
by MarkW » Mon May 07, 2018 1:19 pm
I've just been banned from the gym after an incident on the leg extension machine. The instructions said Adjust leg roller. Pull knob until it comes over the ankles. That took a bit of marksmanship...
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Mon May 07, 2018 5:23 pm
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Wed May 02, 2018 9:11 pm
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Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:34 pm
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saudi women drivers
by fredc » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:33 pm
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Greatest joke going at the minute.
by Kieron2013 » Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:01 am
Sadiq Kahn believes that banning motorcycles from London will ease congestion and reduce pollution.
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Last post by Grumpy Old Git
Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:24 am
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KFC
by fastbob » Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:46 pm
I see KFC have run out of chicken. That's it, I'm easily amused.
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Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:37 pm
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Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:26 pm
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F**K YEAH!!
by Kc9400 » Thu Feb 26, 2015 3:29 pm
I know we've got the F**K it thread so I thought I'd start a F**K YEAH! Thread for when things seem to be going alright and you've lucked out or something really good has happened.
Post anything you feel is a win, anything positive that's happened.
Go for it! You know you want to!
My 3 top things for when things have gone right, yeah they are a bit old but meh :p
Landing my current job and earning a real wage :D
Getting my motorbike license!! Now that was an awesome moment, I felt...
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Last post by Throttled
Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:53 pm
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freaky kids tv
by goat » Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:57 am
Anyone else remember this from when they were a young'un. I have distinct memories of this rather disturbing kids program.
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Last post by Mississippi Bullfrog
Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:16 pm
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Ryan Air
by TC1474 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:44 pm
Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair after arriving in a hotel in Manchester went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness.
The barman said, That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary. Taken aback, O'Leary replied, That's very cheap, and handed over his money. We do try to stay ahead of the competition , said the barman. We have the cheapest beer in England . That is remarkable value , Michael comments.
I see you don't have a glass, you'll need one of ours. That will be £3 please. O'Leary...
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Sun Oct 01, 2017 3:39 pm
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Great Bike Advert
by madcow87 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 1:55 pm
Browsing the internal noticeboard on the companies intranet in work, found this absolute BEAUTY of an advert for a 2003 Vstrom. Anyone else got any impressive bike adverts to share?
Vstrom Mk1 2003 for sale, 9.7 k miles, with 12 months MOT.
This thunderously betorqued machine has had one sole owner from new (me), is in very good condition, and has a full record of service/maintenance work. As with most large capacity engines, and with only 9.7K miles on it, it is only now beginning to...
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Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:56 pm
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Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:24 am
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Fri Aug 18, 2017 1:19 pm
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Slap
by tuktuk » Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:46 pm
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Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:14 pm
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motorcycle crash
by Pip » Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:26 pm
a case of speed and parked cars.
prior warning it is showed in slow motion also.
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Last post by mike_1984
Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:22 pm
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Motorcycle crash
by peter89 » Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:01 am
First guy flown nice, poor for him.
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Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:01 am
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thanks god for the UK gun laws
by Bigsime » Fri May 19, 2017 10:44 am
This has got to be one of the funniest videos on youtube but sort of frightening to :stupid:
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Parenting...
by old-timer » Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:42 am
Proof that parenting is the same across all walks of life!
Proof... - Click here
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Last post by Tango
Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:34 am
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Last post by Six30
Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:48 pm
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My terrible YouTube channel!
by Renegade » Thu Jun 22, 2017 1:48 pm
:stupid:
Check out my new YouTube channel. I will be posting many poor quality videos for most people to not enjoy and the world of the internet to hate on me. But hey. I enjoy it and someone might make me into a meme one day.
Any feedback is fine ;)
Cheers!
Josh.
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Thu Jun 22, 2017 1:48 pm
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Hoggs' Terrible Treasure Hunt
by Hoggs » Mon May 15, 2017 11:42 am
OK so I have already admitted it's terrible but I am bored at work and I imagine some of you (Beefy) are too.
So here's how it works - see if you can figure out the clue below then run a search on the forum for it.
Answers will be a word then a number (any dates will be in the format DDMMYYYY).
If you're correct you will get an edited post with another clue! Continue until you have collected all the clues then see if you can crack my incredibly fiendish (or stupid, who knows) code to find...
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Tue May 30, 2017 2:18 pm
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