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Why is that all apprentices have to tidy up :lol:

enjoy :thumb: :cheers:

Seems my satsuma peel is trying to tell me something

So after all the fuss last night me and the family went to watch the movie ENDGAME the avengers last .

If you not seen it plz don't read any more and go and see the movie ..

So who seen it and what you think about the movie .

The police have found a large number of dead crows on the A1081 just outside Harpenden early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from avian flu.

A pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT avian flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.

By analysing these paint residues it was...

Okay, this'll cheer you up. Note: YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT UNTIL THE VERY END.

This is Fab, especially the paw licking afterwards ... Job done ! 😂

For your consideration: It Conquered The World. Surely one of the worst movies ever made, and wonderful for that very reason. :lol:

Lee Van Cleef and Peter Graves, both of whom really ought to have known better, star in this 50's sci-fi atrocity in which a deranged fanged courgette from Venus talks to a scientist over the radio and convinces him that he is coming to Earth to save mankind. Too late he realises that he has been duped by the obnoxious extraterrestrial vegetable, and after the US...

You may have heard some claptrap Daily Mail horror stories about new EU speed limiters. Well it's not true.

It's just adaptive cruise control connected with GPS that can be switched off.

More important other bits are emergency braking, lane keep assist and fatigue monitoring by 2021.

Automatic emergency braking will be life safer against old ladies T-boning your bike prince Phil style :angel12:

I must resist!

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Skip to 2.12 they don't mess about over there :shock:

Just watching it ... I thought Jagger was in the stones , but in film they got him fronting Queen :? :?

Motorcycle helmets from Estonia Soviet advertising poster, 1972

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I found this EEC proposal from 1996, to simplify the English language and thus improve communications between Governments…
Enjoy ! :mrgreen:

Quote:
Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the European
Parliament has commissioned a feasability study in ways of improving
efficiency in communications between Government departments.

European officials have often pointed out that English spelling is unnecessarily difficult; for example:
cough, plough, rough, through and...

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1. know anything about a car except its colour
2. understand a film plot
3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. lift
5. throw
6. run
7. park
8. fart
9. read a map
10. rob a bank
11. resist Ikea
12. sit still
13. tell a joke
14. play pool
15. pay for dinner
16. eat a kebab whilst walking
17. pee out of a train window
18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying
20. understand fruit machines
21. walk past a shoe shop
22. make a decent bacon sandwich
23. not comment on a...

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As I was extremely upset last night, with all the shit going on and what's happening in my life, I put some of it into a song...not sure it helped any, but feel free to have a listen. It's not the greatest, but it only took me a couple of hours lol

Sorry had to post. I'm bored...

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A Baboom :lol:

I'll get my coat...... :tumble:

I've seen this on a few groups on Facebook and its usually a laugh so thought I'd see what happens here.

Rules are simple. Someone posts a wish and someone replies granting the wish but ruining it in a humorous way.

Example:

I wish I could spend the night with Holly Willoughby

Wish granted, you spend all night stood in a police lineup as Holly picks you out as the person recently stalking her :oops:

I'll start it off

I wish I had a new Motorbike

If you're a fan of Francis Rossi but can't afford an expensive graphics kit for your bike then its Poundland to the rescue !

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Something that I’m sure admin might appreciate (from another group) 😁😁😁😁😁

A day in the life of an online admin:

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on Facebook?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb...

It started in the seventies, if I'm not mistaken.
PIlots (always arrogant boasters) started to use bumper stickers to advertise their pretentious lies: Pilots are better lovers ... :roll:
Not long after, a variaty of 'confessions' from all sorts of people appeared on (bumper) stickers:

Squashers do it... against the wall
Hokey players do it... with sticks
Windsurfers do it... standing upright
Swimmers do it... in water
Firemen do it... on ladders.

But... I never saw a statement from bikers....

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Not sure if I ever posted any of my stuff here before...but as well as still being alive...just, I started making music again.
This is the latest:

Thoughts?

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I've just been banned from the gym after an incident on the leg extension machine. The instructions said Adjust leg roller. Pull knob until it comes over the ankles. That took a bit of marksmanship...

Allegedly a RAF spokesman said sorry mate I didn't see you

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A Vis favorite of mine.

Sadiq Kahn believes that banning motorcycles from London will ease congestion and reduce pollution.

I see KFC have run out of chicken. That's it, I'm easily amused.

Anyone else remember this from when they were a young'un. I have distinct memories of this rather disturbing kids program.

Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair after arriving in a hotel in Manchester went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness.

The barman said, That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary. Taken aback, O'Leary replied, That's very cheap, and handed over his money. We do try to stay ahead of the competition , said the barman. We have the cheapest beer in England . That is remarkable value , Michael comments.

I see you don't have a glass, you'll need one of ours. That will be £3 please. O'Leary...

Browsing the internal noticeboard on the companies intranet in work, found this absolute BEAUTY of an advert for a 2003 Vstrom. Anyone else got any impressive bike adverts to share?

Vstrom Mk1 2003 for sale, 9.7 k miles, with 12 months MOT.

This thunderously betorqued machine has had one sole owner from new (me), is in very good condition, and has a full record of service/maintenance work. As with most large capacity engines, and with only 9.7K miles on it, it is only now beginning to...

They had changed the spacing slightly.

Hmmm!

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