The MotorBike Forum

A Vis favorite of mine.

It started in the seventies, if I'm not mistaken.
PIlots (always arrogant boasters) started to use bumper stickers to advertise their pretentious lies: Pilots are better lovers ... :roll:
Not long after, a variaty of 'confessions' from all sorts of people appeared on (bumper) stickers:

Squashers do it... against the wall
Hokey players do it... with sticks
Windsurfers do it... standing upright
Swimmers do it... in water
Firemen do it... on ladders.

But... I never saw a statement from bikers....

Sadiq Kahn believes that banning motorcycles from London will ease congestion and reduce pollution.

I see KFC have run out of chicken. That's it, I'm easily amused.

Anyone else remember this from when they were a young'un. I have distinct memories of this rather disturbing kids program.

Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair after arriving in a hotel in Manchester went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness.

The barman said, That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary. Taken aback, O'Leary replied, That's very cheap, and handed over his money. We do try to stay ahead of the competition , said the barman. We have the cheapest beer in England . That is remarkable value , Michael comments.

I see you don't have a glass, you'll need one of ours. That will be £3 please. O'Leary...

Browsing the internal noticeboard on the companies intranet in work, found this absolute BEAUTY of an advert for a 2003 Vstrom. Anyone else got any impressive bike adverts to share?

Vstrom Mk1 2003 for sale, 9.7 k miles, with 12 months MOT.

This thunderously betorqued machine has had one sole owner from new (me), is in very good condition, and has a full record of service/maintenance work. As with most large capacity engines, and with only 9.7K miles on it, it is only now beginning to...

They had changed the spacing slightly.

Hmmm!

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a case of speed and parked cars.
prior warning it is showed in slow motion also.

First guy flown nice, poor for him.

This has got to be one of the funniest videos on youtube but sort of frightening to :stupid:

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Proof that parenting is the same across all walks of life!

Proof... - Click here

That's how we deal with 'criminals' in Holland...

Click Here for video !

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Check out my new YouTube channel. I will be posting many poor quality videos for most people to not enjoy and the world of the internet to hate on me. But hey. I enjoy it and someone might make me into a meme one day.

Any feedback is fine ;)

Cheers!
Josh.

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Just leave this here :popcorn:

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I loved the original films!

I've just watched the new thing on ITV

I was a bit worried they'd spoil it!

I have to say, fantastic! :cheers:

Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate.
ByChristine E. Torokon October 3, 2012
Verified Purchase
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear Cleanse . If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say...

...when he said the crowds at his inauguration looked small because of the white coverings.

A German, a Belgian and a Dutch biker are on a trip through Germany.
When they had to stop and wait for the ferry across the Rhine,
the German says: My bike is the best in Europe.
'Maybe so', the Belgian answers, 'but mine is the best bike in the world'.
'Oh well', the Dutchman says, pointing at the 3 bikes, 'my bike is only the best of these three...'.
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This time last year I was all excited after spending hundreds of pounds on the love of my life. Christmas day came and I handed her her first prezzie. She opened it excitedly. It's a wand , she said ... A f*cking wand .

Not just any old wand , I told her, It's a magic wand. Go on say the magic words .

Abracafuckingdabra , she said rather sarcastically.

Bloody hell, love , I said looking down the side of the bed, you've made all of your other prezzies disappear.

And that is how I got...

I'm lost for words :mrgreen:

Saw this article while I was eating breakfast today:

I FIND THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE. Did nobody think about all the poor people who identify as alien villains in black and white movies? They'll have to start coming up with a whole new set of pronouns now the best sci-fi sounding ones have been taken :crybaby:

:D :D ..... They like eachother really.

After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop riding your motorcycle. In fact, you might as well sell all of your bikes.”

The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?”

The husband says, “I haven’t.”

Thought you might appreciate this

Finally a Brexit plan ..

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For the benefit of those who struggle with seat height, here's how you do it...

Should have posted this before the rally to help some of you out :lol:

This sums it up nicely...... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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