The MotorBike Forum

I've seen this on a few groups on Facebook and its usually a laugh so thought I'd see what happens here.

Rules are simple. Someone posts a wish and someone replies granting the wish but ruining it in a humorous way.

Example:

I wish I could spend the night with Holly Willoughby

Wish granted, you spend all night stood in a police lineup as Holly picks you out as the person recently stalking her :oops:

I'll start it off

I wish I had a new Motorbike

Okay, this'll cheer you up. Note: YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT UNTIL THE VERY END.

If you're a fan of Francis Rossi but can't afford an expensive graphics kit for your bike then its Poundland to the rescue !

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Something that I’m sure admin might appreciate (from another group) 😁😁😁😁😁

A day in the life of an online admin:

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on Facebook?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb...

It started in the seventies, if I'm not mistaken.
PIlots (always arrogant boasters) started to use bumper stickers to advertise their pretentious lies: Pilots are better lovers ... :roll:
Not long after, a variaty of 'confessions' from all sorts of people appeared on (bumper) stickers:

Squashers do it... against the wall
Hokey players do it... with sticks
Windsurfers do it... standing upright
Swimmers do it... in water
Firemen do it... on ladders.

But... I never saw a statement from bikers....

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Not sure if I ever posted any of my stuff here before...but as well as still being alive...just, I started making music again.
This is the latest:

Thoughts?

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I've just been banned from the gym after an incident on the leg extension machine. The instructions said Adjust leg roller. Pull knob until it comes over the ankles. That took a bit of marksmanship...

Allegedly a RAF spokesman said sorry mate I didn't see you

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A Vis favorite of mine.

Sadiq Kahn believes that banning motorcycles from London will ease congestion and reduce pollution.

I see KFC have run out of chicken. That's it, I'm easily amused.

Anyone else remember this from when they were a young'un. I have distinct memories of this rather disturbing kids program.

Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair after arriving in a hotel in Manchester went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness.

The barman said, That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary. Taken aback, O'Leary replied, That's very cheap, and handed over his money. We do try to stay ahead of the competition , said the barman. We have the cheapest beer in England . That is remarkable value , Michael comments.

I see you don't have a glass, you'll need one of ours. That will be £3 please. O'Leary...

Browsing the internal noticeboard on the companies intranet in work, found this absolute BEAUTY of an advert for a 2003 Vstrom. Anyone else got any impressive bike adverts to share?

Vstrom Mk1 2003 for sale, 9.7 k miles, with 12 months MOT.

This thunderously betorqued machine has had one sole owner from new (me), is in very good condition, and has a full record of service/maintenance work. As with most large capacity engines, and with only 9.7K miles on it, it is only now beginning to...

They had changed the spacing slightly.

Hmmm!

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a case of speed and parked cars.
prior warning it is showed in slow motion also.

First guy flown nice, poor for him.

This has got to be one of the funniest videos on youtube but sort of frightening to :stupid:

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Proof that parenting is the same across all walks of life!

Proof... - Click here

That's how we deal with 'criminals' in Holland...

Click Here for video !

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Check out my new YouTube channel. I will be posting many poor quality videos for most people to not enjoy and the world of the internet to hate on me. But hey. I enjoy it and someone might make me into a meme one day.

Any feedback is fine ;)

Cheers!
Josh.

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Just leave this here :popcorn:

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I loved the original films!

I've just watched the new thing on ITV

I was a bit worried they'd spoil it!

I have to say, fantastic! :cheers:

Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate.
ByChristine E. Torokon October 3, 2012
Verified Purchase
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear Cleanse . If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say...

...when he said the crowds at his inauguration looked small because of the white coverings.

A German, a Belgian and a Dutch biker are on a trip through Germany.
When they had to stop and wait for the ferry across the Rhine,
the German says: My bike is the best in Europe.
'Maybe so', the Belgian answers, 'but mine is the best bike in the world'.
'Oh well', the Dutchman says, pointing at the 3 bikes, 'my bike is only the best of these three...'.
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