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Re: Cyclists are idiots.

#76 Post by leener » Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:57 am

There is only one solution.
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Re: Cyclists are idiots.

#77 Post by JRH » Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:14 am

But i like cyclists.
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Re: Cyclists are idiots.

#78 Post by onesea » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:05 am

This cropped up in my facebook...


Then you see his other videos with such titles as ""Watch Out Fatso!" - White Van Man Abuse"


"Violent Shoplifter Restrained, Bites and Escapes" which only demonstrates how brave and heroic this guy is.


"ROAD RAGE - Winding up a cager - Bus lane abuse -"


"CYCLIST VS CYCLIST ROAD RAGE - "If you're scared you shouldn't be on the f**king road""


Not quite "Successful London Cab Left Hook - LP64 UEE"


It seems that 9 months ago this guy got bought a cam and since then he has never been in the worng :?
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Re: Cyclists are idiots.

#79 Post by leener » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:07 pm

All this cyclist bashing... It's wonderful.

Particularly the youtube road warriors, with their shiny purple helmets and goggles on, caked in lycra, who do no end of stupid sh*t on each video. Then swarm into the comments section, from other cyc-cysts lycra gang, bigging up and applauding the big brave man on his tiny little frame.

And, not a single one will even touch a cycle-path, because it's "not safe". But riding a 5kg pipe frame on skinny tyres at 20mph, with no protective gear, amongst 50T lorries thundering by... yeah... :roll:

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Re: Cyclists are idiots.

#80 Post by The GOAT » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:50 pm

Lotta love for the lycra clad on here I see.

The way I see it, no matter what you ride or drive. In every category there will always be bell ends.

Cyclist don't always adhere to road signs, traffic lights create rolling road blocks etc...
Bikers don't ever stick to speed limits, power rangers on the road? really?
Car driver are muppets and blind as shite, like to use their mobile phones blah blah blah.

We're not all bad eggs.

I've never created harm, unless I drive in which case I mo down the tourists so I can ride my bike.

I'm a Cyclist and i'm an idiot, i've just bought some carbon wheels that cost £5,200 :up:
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Re: Cyclists are idiots.

#81 Post by bonio » Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:14 am

The GOAT wrote:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:50 pm
I'm a Cyclist and i'm an idiot, i've just bought some carbon wheels that cost £5,200 :up:
Wanna buy my gs? :wink:
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Re: Cyclists are idiots.

#82 Post by mikestrivens » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:11 am

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... i've just bought some carbon wheels that cost £5,200 :up:
They cost more than my first house. :shock:
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Re: Cyclists are idiots.

#83 Post by Joeman » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:27 pm

The GOAT wrote:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:50 pm
Lotta love for the lycra clad on here I see.
.......

We're not all bad eggs.

I've never created harm, unless I drive in which case I mo down the tourists so I can ride my bike.

I'm a Cyclist and i'm an idiot, i've just bought some carbon wheels that cost £5,200 :up:
Nope, the problem is the Militant cyclists who want to ban all cars and convert all roads into cycle lanes. There are loads like that on twitter and they are the most arrogant bunch of retards you could ever imagine to meet.
To them I say If you hate motorvehicles so much and you truly think they should be banned then treat them like a nut allergy - Avoid anything that's been in contact with a motorvehicle and see how long you last... D**ks
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Re: Cyclists are idiots.

#84 Post by manxie49 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:59 am

Joeman wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:27 pm
The GOAT wrote:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:50 pm
Lotta love for the lycra clad on here I see.
.......

We're not all bad eggs.

I've never created harm, unless I drive in which case I mo down the tourists so I can ride my bike.

I'm a Cyclist and i'm an idiot, i've just bought some carbon wheels that cost £5,200 :up:
Nope, the problem is the Militant cyclists who want to ban all cars and convert all roads into cycle lanes. There are loads like that on twitter and they are the most arrogant bunch of retards you could ever imagine to meet.
To them I say If you hate motorvehicles so much and you truly think they should be banned then treat them like a nut allergy - Avoid anything that's been in contact with a motorvehicle and see how long you last... D**ks
Joe, I gotta agree with you, don't get me wrong I'm not anti push bike, I ride a mountain bike, but only off road on forestry paths and courses made for just that, I do however think the time has come to make them more accountable, starting with tax and compulsory 3rd party insurance, a friend had his car damaged by a cyclist, guess who had to foot the bill, not the cyclist! Police told my mate he would have to pursue a civil action. There are few really arrogant, up themselves individuals on the road that spoil it for everyone.

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Re: Cyclists are idiots.

#85 Post by Joeman » Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:41 pm

Deliberately blocking emergency vehicles now...
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Re: Cyclists are idiots.

#86 Post by MR_W » Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:38 pm

Joeman wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:41 pm
Deliberately blocking emergency vehicles now...
I'm debating messing with this guy. There's a whole world of GIFs I can use for him.
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Re: Cyclists are idiots.

#87 Post by Joeman » Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:12 pm

MR_W wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:38 pm
Joeman wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:41 pm
Deliberately blocking emergency vehicles now...
I'm debating messing with this guy. There's a whole world of GIFs I can use for him.
Do it!! Join in the fun. Anyone who deliberatly holds up ambulances and brags about it on twitter deserves some abuse.
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Re: Cyclists are idiots.

#88 Post by Stu » Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:14 pm

MR_W wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:38 pm
Joeman wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:41 pm
Deliberately blocking emergency vehicles now...
I'm debating messing with this guy. There's a whole world of GIFs I can use for him.
Have you got a w**ker GIF to use?
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Re: Cyclists are idiots.

#89 Post by MR_W » Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:53 pm

Joeman wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:12 pm
MR_W wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:38 pm
Joeman wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:41 pm
Deliberately blocking emergency vehicles now...
I'm debating messing with this guy. There's a whole world of GIFs I can use for him.
Do it!! Join in the fun. Anyone who deliberatly holds up ambulances and brags about it on twitter deserves some abuse.
On it like a car bonnet.

No wait that was the bellend cyclist who forgot to brake before hitting my parents car in the 80s.
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Re: Cyclists are idiots.

#90 Post by leener » Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:26 pm

I like to play a game when I'm out and about.

The game is called, "Count how many cars are queuing behind the cyclist".
My best score was 78, down a country road.

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