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That's it ! Now I know you're a made up c**t of a Troll . Just f*****g do one !

 


Blimey won’t be getting a Harley if the owners are that rude changed my mind don’t want to come sit on it now

 

think you've fooked any chance of sitting on it now , go to a dealers

 

No way I don’t do drugs

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Blimey won’t be getting a Harley if the owners are that rude changed my mind don’t want to come sit on it now

 

think you've fooked any chance of sitting on it now , go to a dealers

 

No way I don’t do drugs

 

So you like to drag race an unregistered bike without a proper helmet and you hang out with women that will not hesitate to break your nose but you don't do drugs . Well hats off to you sir . You are a beacon of hope for the rest of the council estate .

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think you've fooked any chance of sitting on it now , go to a dealers

 

No way I don’t do drugs

 

So you like to drag race an unregistered bike without a proper helmet and you hang out with women that will not hesitate to break your nose but you don't do drugs . Well hats off to you sir . You are a beacon of hope for the rest of the council estate .

 

Can't wait till he's old enough to take the stabilisers off his bike :lol: :thumb:

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I'm just waiting for Dynax to do the big reveal...

 

Still waiting for deliveries :(

but as soon as my special items arrive i will be on it :thumb:

 

A replacement Chrome Vanadium to replace one that fell off your bike?

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I suppose these people have got to find some kind of outlet now that the Jeremy Kyle Show has been axed .

 


Never watched I’m a Jerry springer man.

So how fast do you go fast bob.

 

Well , this time last year I had a GSXR 1100 that I had up to 140 mph a couple of times I think . It's quite hard to see the numbers on a 200 mph speedo when you wear reading glasses . Anyway since I'm knocking on a bit I decided that a change of pace and style was in order so I got myself a Harley Davidson Sportster . It can do about 110 mph but that's not the point . I tend to ride according to the road conditions as speeds ranging from 60 to 80 . In actual fact I rarely look at the speedo because I'm too immersed in the whole Harley experience .

 

Ahhh Bob you took the bait. Disappointed in you.

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I like harleys like the sound are they good for two up cause I want to take my mates wife sister out if things work out I like to go tenting

 

Might as well get one with a side car straight away as you know you’re going to get her pregnant.

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No way I don’t do drugs

 

So you like to drag race an unregistered bike without a proper helmet and you hang out with women that will not hesitate to break your nose but you don't do drugs . Well hats off to you sir . You are a beacon of hope for the rest of the council estate .

 

Can't wait till he's old enough to take the stabilisers off his bike :lol: :thumb:

 


Stabilisers ha ha funny guy

What is that thing in your avy picture it’s got ladies handbags on it

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Oh you've made me cry now . Does that mean I have to take a beating from the whole rufty tufty gang ?

 

Unlikely........most of them didn't live long enough to see the 70's out!

 

I know what you mean , I went to too many funerals in the early 80s . All of them would have had amazing lives and been absolutely top blokes if they hadn't been taken .

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So you like to drag race an unregistered bike without a proper helmet and you hang out with women that will not hesitate to break your nose but you don't do drugs . Well hats off to you sir . You are a beacon of hope for the rest of the council estate .

 

Can't wait till he's old enough to take the stabilisers off his bike :lol: :thumb:

 


Stabilisers ha ha funny guy

What is that thing in your avy picture it’s got ladies handbags on it

 

That's because she's a lady and she's called Xena :thumb:

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"What is that thing in your avy picture it’s got ladies handbags on it."



Hey , maybe this guy isn't such a twat after all .

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Can't wait till he's old enough to take the stabilisers off his bike :lol: :thumb:

 


Stabilisers ha ha funny guy

What is that thing in your avy picture it’s got ladies handbags on it

 

That's because she's a lady and she's called Xena :thumb:

 

You named your bike after a lesbian icon from a crap 90s tv show?.

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Stabilisers ha ha funny guy

What is that thing in your avy picture it’s got ladies handbags on it

 

That's because she's a lady and she's called Xena :thumb:

 

You named your bike after a lesbian icon from a crap 90s tv show?.

 

Not sure about the crap tv show, but you gotta luv curves in the right places :lol: :thumb:

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Can't wait till he's old enough to take the stabilisers off his bike :lol: :thumb:

 


Stabilisers ha ha funny guy

What is that thing in your avy picture it’s got ladies handbags on it

 

That's because she's a lady and she's called Xena :thumb:

 

 

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Oh you've made me cry now . Does that mean I have to take a beating from the whole rufty tufty gang ?

 

Unlikely........most of them didn't live long enough to see the 70's out!

 

I know what you mean , I went to too many funerals in the early 80s . All of them would have had amazing lives and been absolutely top blokes if they hadn't been taken .

 

One a month on average down my way!


It was carnage!

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Unlikely........most of them didn't live long enough to see the 70's out!

 

I know what you mean , I went to too many funerals in the early 80s . All of them would have had amazing lives and been absolutely top blokes if they hadn't been taken .

 

One a month on average down my way!


It was carnage!

 

Some bikers in Coventry were slightly luckier . I remember being able to visit five friends in hospital at the same time . All leg serious leg injuries I think . There was some serious contraband being smuggled into the place . At one point they managed to obtain water pistols that were filled from the water jugs . The nurses must have had the patience of saints .

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I know what you mean , I went to too many funerals in the early 80s . All of them would have had amazing lives and been absolutely top blokes if they hadn't been taken .

 

One a month on average down my way!


It was carnage!

 

Some bikers in Coventry were slightly luckier . I remember being able to visit five friends in hospital at the same time . All leg serious leg injuries I think . There was some serious contraband being smuggled into the place . At one point they managed to obtain water pistols that were filled from the water jugs . The nurses must have had the patience of saints .

 

And we just accepted it as an occupational hazard!


Now there'd be vast outpourings of grief all over Social Media!

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So you like to drag race an unregistered bike without a proper helmet and you hang out with women that will not hesitate to break your nose but you don't do drugs . Well hats off to you sir . You are a beacon of hope for the rest of the council estate .

 

Can't wait till he's old enough to take the stabilisers off his bike :lol: :thumb:

 


Stabilisers ha ha funny guy

What is that thing in your avy picture it’s got ladies handbags on it

 

I like this guy.

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That's because she's a lady and she's called Xena :thumb:

 

You named your bike after a lesbian icon from a crap 90s tv show?.

 

Not sure about the crap tv show, but you gotta luv curves in the right places :lol: :thumb:

 

If you're going in chronological order shouldn't your next bike be called Buffy? :? .

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