Guest Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 OK we all know the Tardis has, in the past, accommodated two wheeled vehicles (even if it was a scooter - thanks, David Tennant) but who spotted the custard-cream dispenser lurking underneath the Tardis's control panel last night? See, it's not just us..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
learningtofly Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Did someone mention biscuits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Just custard creams? No bourbons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Via Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Just custard creams? No bourbons? That was my thought, can harness dimension shifting technology, time and space travel, but skimps on the biscuits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Perhaps the Daleks and the Cybermen don’t like custard creams so they’re safe biscuits and the bourbons are riskier.Safe biscuits and risky biscuits. That’s a new angle. A digestive would definitely be a safe biscuit. Wonder what the riskiest biscuit would be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Caramel Digestives are bloody dangerous to me, I can finish a pack off in 15 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Especially the Coffee flavoured ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Via Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Especially the Coffee flavoured ones Coffee flavored?! Do like a chocolate hobnob... But don't like non chocolate variety. Personally I'd rather have the bourbons and risk dalek attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 they are gorgeous!! They also do a Bananoffee one which I wouldnt touch with a 10ft pole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 I’d risk attack for a wagon wheel or a tunnocks teacake but bourbons... yep probably them too.A rich tea however nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Via Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Rich tea are the understated biscuit, never buy them but occasionally get one with a coffee and remember they're alright... Rather then over a custard cream. Malted milk should be banned though, horrible things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Perhaps they should coat the tardis in malted milk biscuits. The British version of a deflector shield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 I think this thread name should be changed to Dr Who and the biscuits to give it a nice episodic title Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
learningtofly Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 (edited) Can I seek a hive view on all-butter biscuits please? Oh, and shortbread. Edited October 15, 2018 by learningtofly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 I'll eat them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Sorry even with the biscuit dispenser I'm struggling with doctor who, I just see leanne Battersby and feel like it should be shown on cbeebies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Sorry even with the biscuit dispenser I'm struggling with doctor who, I just see leanne Battersby and feel like it should be shown on cbeebies Ooh now I’m interested to have a quick watch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 I like a malted milk and all butter shortbread is bloomin lovely. I fear garbaldis though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Both John Pertwee and Matt Smith had a Triumph in the TARDIS. Matt Smith fell off his.Was that a custard cream? I didn't get to see what kind of biccy it was .... But thinking about it if you needed a biscuit that was available just about anywhere any time then they're probably the most likely. One wonders how the TARDIS handles sell by dates. I mean, if you were in say 5098 and there was a packet of custard creams with a December 2018 sell by date would you scoff them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Via Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 I like a malted milk and all butter shortbread is bloomin lovely. I fear garbaldis though. And there was me thinking [mention]Six30[/mention] was the forum weirdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Via Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 One wonders how the TARDIS handles sell by dates. I mean, if you were in say 5098 and there was a packet of custard creams with a December 2018 sell by date would you scoff them? More to the point if you found an old pack of bourbons that are 6 months out of date could you go back in time then eat them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 I love malted milk!! custard creams are the respawning of the devils sphincter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickly Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 I love malted milk!! custard creams are the respawning of the devils sphincter Chocolate topped cow biscuits are the grandkids favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 One wonders how the TARDIS handles sell by dates. I mean, if you were in say 5098 and there was a packet of custard creams with a December 2018 sell by date would you scoff them? More to the point if you found an old pack of bourbons that are 6 months out of date could you go back in time then eat them? But you couldn't take them back in time they would still be out of date, if you go back and eat them before you found them then you wouldn't find them in the future as you ate them before you found them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 If I had a time machine I could buy some Bourbon Biscuits, eat them, then go back in time to before I ate them, steal them from my past self and continue the circle until my chocolatey cravings subside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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