Cartoon Head Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Can you run a bike on old chip fat oil , I heard you can with cars . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Can you run a bike on old chip fat oil , I heard you can with cars . Yep , just pour it straight into your tank but try to keep out most of the crispy bits . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 You can also use Vaginal Fluids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snod Blatter Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Also this is for diesels.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richzx6r Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Human piss will also do exactly the same so next time you need a Jimmy.......fill ya tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Yes but only beef dripping, none of that vegetable oil stuff. The trick is to pour it into the filler cap while its still hot, otherwise it takes ages to spoon it in when set Trust me on this, I run a chippie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 just add a touch of sharp sand.... it helps it to circulate round all them moving parts better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 just add a touch of sharp sand.... it helps it to circulate round all them moving parts better Yeah, the fine sand helps remove the carbon deposits and keeps your internals clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 There are many alternative bio fuels . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 You can also use Vaginal Fluids! Difficult to bottle though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Thought I'd be nice and give a genuine answer.The cars that run on old veg oil (Biodiesel) are diesel engined. Motorbikes are petrol engined so the answer is no, its a different kind of combustion in a petrol engine to what biodiesel needs to work. And yes before anyone says anything there are a few diesel engine bikes out there but I can bet the op doesnt have one and neither do you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickly Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 You can also use Vaginal Fluids! Remember!!There is a difference between Vaginal fluid & Vaginal discharge. Vaginal discharge ( the yellow stuff ) should only be used for lubing your chain due to its anti fling properties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Westerly Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 You can also use Vaginal Fluids! Remember!!There is a difference between Vaginal fluid & Vaginal discharge. Vaginal discharge ( the yellow stuff ) should only be used for lubing your chain due to its anti fling properties I think I feel sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickly Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 You can also use Vaginal Fluids! Remember!!There is a difference between Vaginal fluid & Vaginal discharge. Vaginal discharge ( the yellow stuff ) should only be used for lubing your chain due to its anti fling properties I think I feel sick. Good grief, you didn’t try and eat it did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Remember!!There is a difference between Vaginal fluid & Vaginal discharge. Vaginal discharge ( the yellow stuff ) should only be used for lubing your chain due to its anti fling properties I think I feel sick. Good grief, you didn’t try and eat it did you? Reminds me of a joke about a sandwich and picalilly or was it mayonaise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hitcher Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 If you’ve got a bike that’s powered by an old indirect injection Diesel engine then yes, otherwise no, stick to pee or vaginal fluids as already recommended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallingDown Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Mate I can tell you how to get free fuel from ANY petrol station in the country totally legit. Not stealing or breaking any law, just a legal loopholel I learned. I tell every fully paid up (6 months minimum) member of the forum this information TOTALLY FREE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallingDown Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Mate I can tell you how to get free fuel from ANY petrol station in the country totally legit. Not stealing or breaking any law, just a legal loopholel I learned. I tell every fully paid up (6 months minimum) member of the forum this information TOTALLY FREE. Do I need to worry that someone else on here might believe this???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Swagman Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Mate I can tell you how to get free fuel from ANY petrol station in the country totally legit. Not stealing or breaking any law, just a legal loopholel I learned. I tell every fully paid up (6 months minimum) member of the forum this information TOTALLY FREE. Do I need to worry that someone else on here might believe this???? Not for a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FallingDown Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Look up magic potions and spells on eBay. Take a look at the reviews. People are dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 if you put a spoonful of caster oil in your petrol tank when you are going down the road it smells like castrol r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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