jaceface Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Hi all!Does anyone have any recommendations for a motorcycle alarm, have a Yamaha r3. Looking for one that's relatively easy to install. All help and reviews appreciated!jaceface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mawsley Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Buy any or all of the following: A rabid dog large than an AlsatianGeese, many geeseRecommended lock and chainLarge man with baseball bat and an anger management issueMore recommended locks and chainsThe exhumed corpse of my mother-in-law Nobody cares about alarms, they're nothing more than an ignored annoyance. The public hates the sound, criminals ignore it - alarms are almost utterly pointless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob m Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 When you last heard an alarm (car/bike/house) did you go running towards it with a determination to apprehend those who might of triggered the alarm and save the day? No. Nobody else does either. A big f**k-off lock and chain is the best solution. Thieves hate having to work and make lots of noise for their booty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 You want a really politically incorrect alarm that starts shouting rude stuff that's so rude it makes the thieves too embarrassed to be associated with it..That or "Ali Akbar" followed by a ticking noise... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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