Your worst joke!!!

Place your funny or entertaining, stories, videos, jokes and pictures here.
Message
Author
User avatar
Mawsley
Posts: 3102
Joined: Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:10 am
Gender: Male
Bike(s): XT600E, CBF125, XJ900S
Location: Northants
Challenge score: 310
Has Liked: 828 times
Been Liked: 1400 times

Re: Your worst joke!!!

#691 Post by Mawsley » Sat Jul 22, 2017 9:33 pm

Not quite the worst superhero ever...
20245421_1115479035220407_2119622888339122301_n.jpg
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Image

User avatar
Six30
BANNED
Posts: 3603
Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:48 am
Gender: Male
Bike(s): Suzuki GSX S1000. Triumph Tiger 1050 sport
Location: In Rennies wardrobe
Has Liked: 536 times
Been Liked: 877 times

Re: Your worst joke!!!

#692 Post by Six30 » Sat Jul 22, 2017 10:19 pm

Mawsley wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 9:33 pm
Not quite the worst superhero ever...
20245421_1115479035220407_2119622888339122301_n.jpg

I wonder what powers he has .
"People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

goat
Posts: 120
Joined: Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:46 am
Gender: Male
Bike(s): Bandit 600 mk1
Location: North east london
Has Liked: 28 times
Been Liked: 54 times

Re: Your worst joke!!!

#693 Post by goat » Sun Jul 23, 2017 2:44 pm

Six30 wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 10:19 pm
Mawsley wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 9:33 pm
Not quite the worst superhero ever...
20245421_1115479035220407_2119622888339122301_n.jpg

I wonder what powers he has .
The power to be a jobsworth wherever common sense threatens.

User avatar
markhibberd5
Posts: 49
Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2017 9:03 pm
Gender: Male
Bike(s): Suzuki SV650S (2000)
Location: Maidstone, Kent
Challenge score: 20
Has Liked: 3 times
Been Liked: 8 times

Re: Your worst joke!!!

#694 Post by markhibberd5 » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:39 am

The creator of the okey-kokey died the other day. They started to put him in to the coffin, put his leg left in .. and that's when all the trouble started.....



What goes "ooooooooo"?

A cow with no lips.

:thumb:
I think the freezer deserves a light too.
100 Challenge 2017 - 20 points

User avatar
Baldrick
Posts: 115
Joined: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:23 pm
Gender: Male
Bike(s): Z1000SX
Location: Mancheter
Has Liked: 20 times
Been Liked: 81 times

Re: Your worst joke!!!

#695 Post by Baldrick » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:51 pm

I went into the florists yesterday and said "I would like a nice bunch of flowers for the wife please"
The Florist replied "Certainly, are you after anything in particular"?
"Hopefully a Blowjob I replied.

User avatar
Stu
Site Admin
Posts: 30080
Joined: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:03 pm
Gender: Male
Bike(s): FJR1300
Location: hull
Challenge score: 40
Has Liked: 1344 times
Been Liked: 1023 times

Re: Your worst joke!!!

#696 Post by Stu » Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:00 pm

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger

than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother

that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:

'Daddy is talking to the
silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.
Don't steal!.... the government hates competition!!!

marcom
Posts: 8
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:29 pm
Gender: Male
Bike(s): cbr600rr
Location: London
Been Liked: 2 times

Re: Your worst joke!!!

#697 Post by marcom » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:48 pm

What does sex have in common with food?

No matter how much you like your favorite dish, if served every day first or later it will give you nausea.

User avatar
mike_1984
Posts: 126
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:42 pm
Gender: Male
Bike(s): Yamaha sr125
Location: Sunderland
Has Liked: 17 times
Been Liked: 35 times

Re: Your worst joke!!!

#698 Post by mike_1984 » Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:06 pm

my 0-60 speed *symbol crash* :lol: :lol:

User avatar
old-timer
Posts: 196
Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2016 2:17 pm
Gender: Male
Bike(s): BMW F650 GS - Dakar
Location: 's-Hertogenbosch (The Netherlands)
Has Liked: 92 times
Been Liked: 183 times

Re: Your worst joke!!!

#699 Post by old-timer » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:00 pm

Not big and strong.jpg
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
One life, one love, one cylinder...

BMW F650 GS Dakar

User avatar
Mawsley
Posts: 3102
Joined: Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:10 am
Gender: Male
Bike(s): XT600E, CBF125, XJ900S
Location: Northants
Challenge score: 310
Has Liked: 828 times
Been Liked: 1400 times

Re: Your worst joke!!!

#700 Post by Mawsley » Sun Aug 06, 2017 2:35 pm

CylnAL8XEAAwECr.jpg-large.jpeg
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Image

User avatar
Baldrick
Posts: 115
Joined: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:23 pm
Gender: Male
Bike(s): Z1000SX
Location: Mancheter
Has Liked: 20 times
Been Liked: 81 times

Re: Your worst joke!!!

#701 Post by Baldrick » Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:00 am

Sad to see Glen Campbell has died from Alzheimers.
His family said in a statement "He was getting cards and letters from people he didn't even know".

User avatar
Stu
Site Admin
Posts: 30080
Joined: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:03 pm
Gender: Male
Bike(s): FJR1300
Location: hull
Challenge score: 40
Has Liked: 1344 times
Been Liked: 1023 times

Re: Your worst joke!!!

#702 Post by Stu » Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:02 pm

1098532_567444243313457_394720590_n.jpg
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Don't steal!.... the government hates competition!!!

User avatar
Six30
BANNED
Posts: 3603
Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:48 am
Gender: Male
Bike(s): Suzuki GSX S1000. Triumph Tiger 1050 sport
Location: In Rennies wardrobe
Has Liked: 536 times
Been Liked: 877 times

Re: Your worst joke!!!

#703 Post by Six30 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:03 pm

I went to complain to my local MP about his immigration policy..
"My brother and his wife have been kidnapped by Somalian Pirates" I told him.
That's terrible ' I don't see what that's got to do with our immigration policy though "
" They was on Basildon boating lake at the time " I replied
"People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

User avatar
Mawsley
Posts: 3102
Joined: Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:10 am
Gender: Male
Bike(s): XT600E, CBF125, XJ900S
Location: Northants
Challenge score: 310
Has Liked: 828 times
Been Liked: 1400 times

Re: Your worst joke!!!

#704 Post by Mawsley » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:12 pm

IMG_0789.JPG
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Image

User avatar
Baldrick
Posts: 115
Joined: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:23 pm
Gender: Male
Bike(s): Z1000SX
Location: Mancheter
Has Liked: 20 times
Been Liked: 81 times

Re: Your worst joke!!!

#705 Post by Baldrick » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:08 pm

Just drove past the local gay bar and seen it was on fire, luckily there was already 12 firemen attending to it. There was also 10 policemen, 13 Construction workers, 8 cowboys and 5 Red Indians.

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: CommonCrawl [Bot] and 1 guest