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#736 Post by Mawsley » Wed Sep 27, 2017 12:00 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#741 Post by Stu » Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:29 pm

what's the difference between a penis and a bonus?





.....Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#742 Post by Six30 » Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:06 pm

What's the difference between splitting up with your fiancé and getting rid of your piles ?
You get rid of your piles and you get your ring back.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#743 Post by Tango » Fri Oct 06, 2017 11:14 pm

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

















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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#744 Post by Six30 » Sat Oct 07, 2017 7:06 pm

Guy goes down on a prostitute and finds a bit of carrot, throws it away and carry's on. A few minutes later he finds a chip, he thinks it a bit strange but he's paid his cash. About 5 minutes later he finds a piece of steak. "Look Missy, I'm not being rude but I keep finding food in your pussy, are you sick?" She sighs & replies "No, but the last guy down there was".
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#745 Post by Six30 » Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:28 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#746 Post by Jacobyte » Sat Oct 07, 2017 11:42 pm

I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers.
Or maybe it was "a tent of lovers."
I wasn't really sure, but was too worried to ask.


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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#747 Post by old-timer » Mon Oct 09, 2017 8:33 am

Stu wrote:
Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:29 pm
what's the difference between a penis and a bonus?





.....Your wife will always blow your bonus!
But the real difference is that a bonus does not do the thinking for you...
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#750 Post by Six30 » Wed Oct 18, 2017 3:21 pm

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