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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#796 Post by Joeman » Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:12 pm

Leaf it out wood yew, those are rotten tree jokes
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#797 Post by goat » Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:25 pm

I thought they would be more poplar

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#798 Post by MR_W » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:21 pm

Stop it or I'll call the copse.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#799 Post by goat » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:29 pm

MR_W wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:21 pm
Stop it or I'll call the copse.
you pining for a root beer or something?

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#800 Post by goat » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:37 pm

what do you call a house that's under water?

The inevitable consequence of climate change.

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#801 Post by Six30 » Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:54 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#802 Post by Hoggs » Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:22 pm

I was invited to an Open Mike Night.
Sounded fun until I arrived and realised it was an autopsy
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#803 Post by Mr Fro » Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:28 pm

It's my wife's 40 birthday coming up and I want to do something special, so I asked her what she wanted to do.

She said "I want to go somewhere I've never been before".

I said "Try the kitchen".

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#804 Post by Baldrick » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:07 pm

I learned two interesting facts today:
It's not as easy as you'd think, having a shit on a moving train.
And my ban covers ALL Hornby shops.

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#805 Post by Six30 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:58 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#806 Post by Joeman » Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:13 pm

Why did the banana goto the doctors?
It wasn't peeling very well.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#807 Post by Joeman » Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:42 am

A friend of mine burned to death when his barber shop was set on fire. He could have escaped, but he was always told not to run with scissors
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#808 Post by Six30 » Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:46 am

Joeman wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:42 am
A friend of mine burned to death when his barber shop was set on fire. He could have escaped, but he was always told not to run with scissors


You been opening the Christmas crackers early :D
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#809 Post by Baldrick » Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:52 pm

What do we want?
An end to Acronyms
When do we want it?
ASAP.

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#810 Post by Six30 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:07 pm

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