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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#871 Post by mikestrivens » Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:33 pm

Shame you can’t spell.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#872 Post by Six30 » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:09 am

Westbeef wrote:
Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:13 pm
Since my wife was diagnosed with Parkinson’s her handjobs have improved tremendously.

Yeh but her cup of tea making skills are now a disaster .
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#873 Post by Six30 » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:11 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#874 Post by JRH » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:12 am

There was a young barmaid from Sale
On her breasts she wrote the price of her ale
And on her behind (for the sake of the blind)
Was the same information, in Braille.
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#875 Post by Six30 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:48 pm

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#876 Post by Six30 » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:54 am

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#877 Post by Arwen » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:05 pm

Why you can't use 'Beef Stew' as a password..



Because is not stroganoff…
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