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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#871 Post by mikestrivens » Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:33 pm

Shame you can’t spell.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#872 Post by Six30 » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:09 am

Westbeef wrote:
Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:13 pm
Since my wife was diagnosed with Parkinson’s her handjobs have improved tremendously.

Yeh but her cup of tea making skills are now a disaster .
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#873 Post by Six30 » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:11 pm

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#874 Post by JRH » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:12 am

There was a young barmaid from Sale
On her breasts she wrote the price of her ale
And on her behind (for the sake of the blind)
Was the same information, in Braille.
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#875 Post by Six30 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:48 pm

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#876 Post by Six30 » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:54 am

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#877 Post by Arwen » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:05 pm

Why you can't use 'Beef Stew' as a password..



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#879 Post by geofferz » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:38 am

Ha! Amusing.
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#880 Post by Bigralphie » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:18 pm

Paddy if your late again your fired

Next day Paddy only gets in at 11am and says please Boss dont fire me the wife had a trolley this morning
What you talking about Paddy shouts the gaffer ..err I mean the wife had a scooter
Enough says the boss your sacked
Paddy rings his wife and says what was it you had this morning ?
A bloody miscarriage Paddy says the missus

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#881 Post by Six30 » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:49 pm

Life on disability benefit is getting really hard for my friend who is a dwarf.... he's really struggling put food on the table .
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#882 Post by Six30 » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:50 pm

Went to the Supermarket today ,they had a special on ...... he was collecting the trolleys .
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#883 Post by Baldrick » Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:19 pm

Why is it, when girls wear skimpy, revealing bikinis on holiday, they don't mind you staring at them? Yet if you catch them wearing only their bra and knickers, they scream and shout and cover themselves up with a towel?

Sort it out Ladies. I didn't climb up this f*cking ladder for the good of my health you know.

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#884 Post by Six30 » Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:58 pm

Mrs was in her under kakas sprawled on the settee watching Coronation street when there was a knock at the door... the lazy fat fook looked at me to go answer it .... it was the local peeping Tom and he asked me to pull the curtains :shock:
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#885 Post by savo318 » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:17 pm

An ice cream man was found dead in a ditch, covered in hundreds and thousands.
police reckon he topped himself.

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