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#1 Post by fastbob » Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:46 pm

I see KFC have run out of chicken. That's it, I'm easily amused.

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#2 Post by goat » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:00 pm

The real shame is the employees on zero hours contracts getting no pay whilst the shops are closed because of a problem they had nothing to do with.
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#3 Post by Mr Fro » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:07 pm

They diverted the grub up north so the Scottish kids can have free food all year round.

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#4 Post by markhibberd5 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:02 pm

We stopped at Cobham Services last Saturday, the Mrs and I, and I bought us a KFC and was then moaned at for not getting the meal she wanted. I was blamed due to my West Country accent...

Turns out it was KFC's fault like I said :D

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#5 Post by Gavc88 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:27 pm

Horrific news :cry:

I had to have Burger King two days running

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#6 Post by fastbob » Sat Feb 24, 2018 12:41 am

They put a full page apology in the Metro with the letters FCK in the middle of the page . A refreshingly down to earth response from an American multinational corporation I thought.🍗

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#7 Post by Six30 » Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:15 pm

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#8 Post by mikestrivens » Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:31 pm

Maybe the nations' diet will improve - far too many people eating junk food.
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#9 Post by raesewell » Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:37 pm

How long has chicken been junk food?

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#10 Post by mikestrivens » Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:57 pm

raesewell wrote:
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How long has chicken been junk food?
Not so much the chicken per se, though cheap battery reared chickens are hardly healthy, rather the way it is cooked and what in.
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#11 Post by rob m » Sat Feb 24, 2018 4:24 pm

raesewell wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:37 pm
How long has chicken been junk food?
Never. It's a fantastic source of protein.

But like any food, deep fry it in batter and it becomes a pile of shite.

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#12 Post by Six30 » Sat Feb 24, 2018 6:30 pm

raesewell wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:37 pm
How long has chicken been junk food?
When you get it from KFC :thumb:
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#13 Post by MR_W » Sat Feb 24, 2018 6:59 pm

Six30 wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2018 6:30 pm
raesewell wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:37 pm
How long has chicken been junk food?
When you get it from KFC :thumb:
Other fried chicken options are also available.
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#14 Post by goat » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:04 pm

Homemade buttermilk fried chicken, brioche bun, coleslaw, jalapeños, Balls chilli chutney. Bloody brilliant. Wash down with several caipirinhas.
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#15 Post by Via » Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:37 pm

goat wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:04 pm
Homemade buttermilk fried chicken, brioche bun, coleslaw, jalapeños, Balls chilli chutney. Bloody brilliant. Wash down with several caipirinhas.
Must still be having supply issues, just tried to order that in KFC and just got a blank look :(
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