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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#931 Post by puggybear » Fri May 04, 2018 6:54 pm

...and another thing,whilst I'm still gorgeous [huh-as if THAT'D ever change]

I really cannot remember the last time I ate creamed rice!

...which makes me wonder if I'm starting to experience ambrosia...

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#932 Post by puggybear » Fri May 04, 2018 6:57 pm

The admin didn't remember me [sob!] as it's been a while. {some of us have t'work...y'know?}

So;they asked me for my password.
I replied TIPPEX. [correct me if I'm wrong]

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#933 Post by Bhawk » Fri May 04, 2018 9:20 pm

They say masturbation is better with a dead arm


Apparently I ruined that funeral

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#934 Post by puggybear » Sat May 05, 2018 1:23 pm

Yesterday,I took the M4 out of London.
BUT...
A copper stopped me & made me put it back.

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#935 Post by Six30 » Sat May 05, 2018 1:51 pm

puggybear wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 1:23 pm
Yesterday,I took the M4 out of London.
BUT...
A copper stopped me & made me put it back.

Not run out of Christmas crackers yet then :D
"People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#936 Post by puggybear » Sun May 06, 2018 3:08 am

Oh;sorry 'Six'....merely my futile attempt at humour.

I shall cease immediately,as soon as I finish reading this book about the invention of superglue.

...it's fascinating - I can't put it down...

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#937 Post by Justarn » Sun May 06, 2018 7:48 am

How do you make a sausage roll?











Push it.
1998 xjr1200 cafe fighter.

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#938 Post by Baldrick » Sun May 06, 2018 8:30 am

"Now pay attention, 007!
This might look like an ordinary pen ... ... but turn it upside down
and you can see her tits."

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#939 Post by puggybear » Sun May 06, 2018 5:36 pm

There's a lot of money to be made selling manure!

My mate started selling horse poo...and now he's rolling in it!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#940 Post by Tango » Thu May 10, 2018 9:15 pm

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