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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#976 Post by Six30 » Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:06 pm

Two gay blokes decide they want a baby , so they mix up thier sperm and pay a surragate mother , 9 months later they go to get the baby from hospital, they enter a room and it’s full of babies screaming and crying all except one , the nurse points at it and says that’s yours , one of the nufters said I knew our baby would be the happy one... the nurse says , he’s fine at the moment but you wait when I take the thermometer out it’s arse.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#977 Post by Bhawk » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:45 pm

I swear I'm going to hell
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#978 Post by Wolfgang » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:03 pm

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck it off!

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