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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#976 Post by Six30 » Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:06 pm

Two gay blokes decide they want a baby , so they mix up thier sperm and pay a surragate mother , 9 months later they go to get the baby from hospital, they enter a room and it’s full of babies screaming and crying all except one , the nurse points at it and says that’s yours , one of the nufters said I knew our baby would be the happy one... the nurse says , he’s fine at the moment but you wait when I take the thermometer out it’s arse.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#977 Post by Bhawk » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:45 pm

I swear I'm going to hell
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#978 Post by Wolfgang » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:03 pm

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck it off!
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#979 Post by Bhawk » Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:53 pm

Few more for you all
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#980 Post by Bhawk » Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:53 pm

:D :D :D
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#981 Post by Six30 » Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:35 am

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#982 Post by Stu » Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:12 pm

If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.
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#983 Post by Six30 » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:20 am

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#984 Post by Mickly » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:20 am

Six30 wrote: ↑
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:20 am
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FFS Six, I nearly threw up - no more selfies or I’ll have to report you 😛
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#985 Post by Six30 » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:43 am

Mickly wrote: ↑
Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:20 am
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Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:20 am
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FFS Six, I nearly threw up - no more selfies or I’ll have to report you 😛

Saucy :yay:
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#986 Post by Six30 » Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:36 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#987 Post by Stu » Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:47 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#988 Post by Via » Sun Sep 16, 2018 11:06 pm

There was a kidnapping at the local school here today. It's ok now though the teacher just shouted really loudly and woke him up.
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#989 Post by Tango » Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:47 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#990 Post by puggybear » Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:51 am

I...am bloody BRILLIANT at sleeping!

NOTHING to it-it's so easyI can do it with my eyes closed!
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