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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1021 Post by Mickly » Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:50 pm

Who the hell was the taste tester for this ???
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1022 Post by goat » Thu Nov 08, 2018 4:29 pm

Mickly wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:50 pm
Who the hell was the taste tester for this ???

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I see your cock soup and raise you shito
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1023 Post by Mickly » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:53 pm

I’ll trump that with
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1024 Post by Six30 » Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:49 pm

I see your cock soup , shito sauce and cemen dip .....
and I'll throw this in to the mix
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1025 Post by Tiggie » Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:22 pm

:offtopic: this is meant to be jokes not what you eat for breakfast :lol:
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1026 Post by Joeman » Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:14 am

A brand new car is being launched in Portugal, which includes space in the boot for a child.

It's called the Renault McCann.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1027 Post by mikestrivens » Sat Nov 10, 2018 7:29 am

Joeman wrote:
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A brand new car is being launched in Portugal, which includes space in the boot for a child.

It's called the Renault McCann.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1028 Post by SometimesSansEngine » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:52 pm

I'll be amazed if this hasn't been posted in here before, but I'm not going through 69 (chortle) pages to check, so if it has you get to enjoy it again
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1029 Post by BIKERDAD » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:21 pm

Joeman wrote:
Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:14 am
A brand new car is being launched in Portugal, which includes space in the boot for a child.

It's called the Renault McCann.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhgggggggghhh OMG. :laugh: :spank:

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1030 Post by Tiggie » Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:16 am

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her
in the act.
For £100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is
his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your football season ticket.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for your African tour and even the 4 x 4.
HE paid for our country club membership, and he even pays my Credit Card
bill!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks
over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?
The cabby replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a f@@king
cold.’
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1031 Post by Six30 » Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:25 am

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#1032 Post by Six30 » Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:27 am

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1033 Post by Tiggie » Sun Nov 18, 2018 2:12 pm

I caught a really bad case of the flu in Madrid.
Whilst sniffling and coughing and rolling around in the hotel bed, I realised I needed medical attention, so I called the concierge to get help.

"Oh, so you're sick!" came the reply. "Not a problem, we'll send our very own hotel doctor up to your room right away!"

The doctor strolled into the room within seconds, and whilst I stuttered and tried to comprehend the situation, he gave me some medicine to ease the symptoms. When I finally stammered out "h...how does the hotel have their own doctor on call?", he simply shook his head and cracked a smile, and replied:

"Nobody expects the Spanish inn physician."

:seeya:
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