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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1171 Post by onesea » Tue Mar 12, 2019 5:04 am

Jack and Jill went up a hill,
So Jack could lick her candy,
Well Jack got a shock and mouthful of cock,
'Cause Jill's real name was randy.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1172 Post by Bender » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:54 am

Slowlycatchymonkey wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 3:18 pm
You only need to watch the first few seconds.

I disagree, I think the riding is better at the end :D
Bite my shiny, metal ass!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1173 Post by SometimesSansEngine » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:49 pm

What's Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1174 Post by onesea » Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:36 am

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1175 Post by Six30 » Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:35 am

onesea wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:36 am
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If muttly see’s this he’ll explode :lol:
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1176 Post by Joeman » Wed Mar 13, 2019 5:52 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1177 Post by Slowlycatchymonkey » Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:00 pm

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Some of you seem to be very far away from being offended and moving on............
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1178 Post by Six30 » Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:22 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1179 Post by Six30 » Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:28 pm

"People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

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#1180 Post by Six30 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:04 am

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1181 Post by onesea » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:05 am

Sorry if link is not direct to video but this HAD to be posted... It should ONLY offend bikers so I think I am on safe ground :D

I just hope its not a push bike :shock: (Ok now I might of offended some :D)...

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1182 Post by Bender » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:15 am

I would stick to riding the bike
Bite my shiny, metal ass!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1183 Post by Six30 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:38 pm

Bender wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:15 am
I would stick to riding the bike


If it's a push bike , take the seat off and let her ride it for 10 minutes .
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1184 Post by SometimesSansEngine » Sun Mar 17, 2019 6:58 am

I nearly died when the marshals started pushing Crutchlow's bike


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#1185 Post by Six30 » Tue Mar 19, 2019 7:56 pm

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