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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1261 Post by old-timer » Sun May 26, 2019 1:14 pm

Stu wrote:
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TMBF mod meeting...
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1262 Post by billy sugger » Sun May 26, 2019 8:49 pm

an old racing driver has died last week.

Lauder?

AN OLD RACING DRIVER DIED LAST WEEK :)

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#1263 Post by Six30 » Mon May 27, 2019 2:17 pm

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"People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

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#1264 Post by dynax » Mon May 27, 2019 2:28 pm

Went to the library the other day, wanted to read a book called " Honour Amongst Thieves ", some thieving twat only went and nicked it,
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#1265 Post by Stu » Tue May 28, 2019 9:18 am

I'm sure my mate is having an affair with my wife!!





He has been proper miserable lately!
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#1266 Post by Six30 » Thu May 30, 2019 7:51 am

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#1267 Post by old-timer » Thu May 30, 2019 12:22 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1269 Post by old-timer » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:16 am

Many years ago, a friend of mine told me that, for his new job, he was going from door to door.
He said that, if a man answered the door he pretended to be selling encyclopaedia.
But if it was a woman, he would offer her sexual favours... For free.
"Oh well...", I said, "I'd expect you to find the door slammed in your face many many times then".
He smirked and said: "Oh yah, many times... But I am occasionally invited in...".
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#1270 Post by dynax » Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:06 am

During my check-up I asked the Doctor
"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"

He replied "I doubt it somehow -- Mercury is in Uranus right now"

I said "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense"


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"Neither do I --- My thermometer just broke"
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#1271 Post by Six30 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:02 am

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#1272 Post by BIKERDAD » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:35 pm

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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#1273 Post by onesea » Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:36 pm

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#1274 Post by dynax » Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:05 pm

After spending 10 years on a Trawler, preparing the lobster pots, i am now proud to say, i have achieved the status of a Master Baiter :cheers:
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1275 Post by skyrider » Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:08 pm

now there is an honour :lol: