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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1291 Post by Smithers » Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:23 pm

old-timer wrote:
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I used to work with a guy who surname was bates and his 1st name was Andy. So you say
then his.wife shat out a boy and being bit chav decided to call his son Andy so when he came in to work one day not long after the birth to.show off his son he stood there in front of around 40.ppl and proudly said here is Master A Bates

and stood there with stupid look on his face as we all just pi$$ed oer ourselves
I heard tale of a deck officer at sea with the surname Bates, he eventually made the rank of Master. He was rarely referred to as Captian Bates...
That reminds me of the time that I was a deckhand on the 'Charlotte Rhodes' in the late 19-th century.
Our first mate was called Baines.
He became a master, but the stingy greedy owner would hardlly ever hire him as a captain. :?
He would remain the captain in name, and let the good man Baines do the work... :roll:
Those were the days though...

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Crikey @old-timer late 19th c. !! you really are knocking on a bit :lol:
Seaman Staines and Roger the cabin boy come to mind with this joke. :shock:
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1292 Post by old-timer » Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:14 pm

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Crikey @old-timer late 19th c. !! you really are knocking on a bit :lol:
Seaman Staines and Roger the cabin boy come to mind with this joke. :shock:
Yeah... It must have been around 1870...
When sailing was still done with proper sails.
Though they started experimenting with steam boats at the time.

I'm not called Old-timer for nothing, you know...
:D

(Apparently they made a TV-series in the 1970's about the Charlotte Rhodes, called '1-din line' or 'onedin line' orso...)
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1293 Post by Smithers » Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:27 pm

old-timer wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:14 pm
Smithers wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:23 pm
Crikey @old-timer late 19th c. !! you really are knocking on a bit :lol:
Seaman Staines and Roger the cabin boy come to mind with this joke. :shock:
Yeah... It must have been around 1870...
When sailing was still done with proper sails.
Though they started experimenting with steam boats at the time.

I'm not called Old-timer for nothing, you know...
:D

(Apparently they made a TV-series in the 1970's about the Charlotte Rhodes, called '1-din line' or 'onedin line' orso...)
:mrgreen:
I can remember my grandfather telling me about that series :oops:
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1294 Post by Six30 » Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:52 pm

My grandfather was always in the barrel .
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#1295 Post by Six30 » Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:37 pm

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#1297 Post by Six30 » Fri Jul 05, 2019 6:38 am

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#1298 Post by billy sugger » Fri Jul 05, 2019 5:55 pm

my mate did a favour for a leprechaun, so the little chap offered him a wish.

" I want me knob to dangle on the floor," says he, so the leprechaun chopped his legs off at the knees
I'm not weird, just wired differently :lol:

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1299 Post by dynax » Fri Jul 05, 2019 6:38 pm

billy sugger wrote:
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my mate did a favour for a leprechaun, so the little chap offered him a wish.

" I want me knob to dangle on the floor," says he, so the leprechaun chopped his legs off at the knees
He should have been happy with what he had, i would be over the moon if mine touched the floor when kneeling :lol:


mind you i would be happy if it touched the floor when laying down :shock:

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1300 Post by Richzx6r » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:08 pm

dynax wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 6:38 pm
billy sugger wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 5:55 pm
my mate did a favour for a leprechaun, so the little chap offered him a wish.

" I want me knob to dangle on the floor," says he, so the leprechaun chopped his legs off at the knees
He should have been happy with what he had, i would be over the moon if mine touched the floor when kneeling :lol:


mind you i would be happy if it touched the floor when laying down :shock:
Well lay your forehead on the floor and it will :roll:
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#1301 Post by Six30 » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:46 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1303 Post by Smithers » Wed Jul 17, 2019 6:57 pm

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Hebrew.
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#1305 Post by Gerontious » Tue Jul 23, 2019 3:09 pm

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