Your worst joke!!!

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Post by denislordm » Mon Sep 09, 2019 1:35 pm

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Post by Six30 » Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:46 am

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"People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

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Post by Six30 » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:44 pm

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"People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Smithers » Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:38 pm

I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.


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Post by learningtofly » Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:18 pm

A man is getting a checkup.
Doctor: "You have to stop masturbating."
Man: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by onesea » Thu Sep 19, 2019 4:44 am

Anybody can masturbate under a sheet but it takes skill to do it without the Barbour noticing.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Wed Sep 25, 2019 2:05 pm

When you go to the fancy dress as song title .....
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Post by BIKERDAD » Wed Sep 25, 2019 5:35 pm

lol bet every guy !! Danced !! To it .. .

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Smithers » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:27 am

What did little weed say after giving Bill and Ben a BJ?


"flobalobalob"
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Tue Oct 01, 2019 2:59 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Stu » Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:30 am

The wife just asked me what I was doing on the computer, I said "LOOKING FOR CHEAP FLIGHTS" she got very excited and said "I LOVE YOU" then got on her knees and gave me the best blow job I ever had!!




Which surprised me as she'd never been in to darts before!!
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Stu » Tue Oct 08, 2019 2:07 pm

"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job," said my 45 year old wife as I was checking my ticket.

"Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo," I replied."Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one," she said.............."My point exactly."
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