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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1336 Post by denislordm » Mon Sep 09, 2019 1:35 pm

What's the most dangerous part of a motorcycle?

The nut that connects the seat to the handlebar.

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1337 Post by Six30 » Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:46 am

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"People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

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#1338 Post by Six30 » Sat Sep 14, 2019 11:28 am

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"People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1339 Post by Six30 » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:44 pm

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"People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1340 Post by Smithers » Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:38 pm

I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.


- a poem by Sir Paul McCartney
Underneath every ponytail is a horses ass.

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1341 Post by learningtofly » Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:18 pm

A man is getting a checkup.
Doctor: "You have to stop masturbating."
Man: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1342 Post by onesea » Thu Sep 19, 2019 4:44 am

Anybody can masturbate under a sheet but it takes skill to do it without the Barbour noticing.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

#1343 Post by denislordm » Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:00 am

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