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Scare Tactics

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Re: Scare Tactics

Post by fastbob » Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:26 pm

S-Westerly wrote: โ†‘
Mon Oct 14, 2019 6:58 pm
fastbob wrote: โ†‘
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S-Westerly wrote: โ†‘
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It's the country's entire population of weirdos and tepee dwellers out en-masse. Looking forward to seeing them get soaked in today's rain.
Our local 'heroine', one of the founders of XR apparently heard a voice telling her weird shit after she had ingested psychotropic substances while on a holiday to Costa Rica to 'find herself'. She now feels qualified to dictate to the rest of us. Complete bloody loon.
Nuke Glastonbury , job done .
I think nuking Glastonbury is a bit harsh and my son might be affected by the fallout. However a decent air burst bomb would do the trick.

These people are so damned hypocritical - become vegan so what do we wear? Leather and wool will be out so we either cover the entire country with fields of flax to make linen or we wear cotton. No that's out as it has to be imported in fossil fuel burning ships. Okay we'll wear synthetic stuff. Oh wait a minute what's it made of? Hydrocarbon derivatives which are largely sourced from fossil fuels. It's enough to make you weep.
AND , I bet they all have cats and dogs . You can feed a dog on veggie protein but cats eat meat .

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Re: Scare Tactics

Post by Mickly » Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:29 pm

This is hilarious
I can feel the bile rising amongst many of you
https://www.indy100.com/article/greta-t ... eo-9121561
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Re: Scare Tactics

Post by manxie49 » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:01 am

Mickly wrote: โ†‘
Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:29 pm
This is hilarious
I can feel the bile rising amongst many of you
https://www.indy100.com/article/greta-t ... eo-9121561
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WTF! I made the mistake of looking at that straight after breakfast :eek2:

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Re: Scare Tactics

Post by xMachina » Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:16 am

They're all the same, its like when there was the trouble at the anti-capitalist demonstrations and the protestors were filming the police 'brutality' on their iPhones. For every 1 who actually does care about the cause there's 99 there just to cause disruption and claim they are 'part of the solution' - not entirely sure what that means though. Usually it involves an overly simplistic solution to a very complex problem with little to no understand or care for the repercussions.
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xmachina, you have been outed.

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Re: Scare Tactics

Post by BIKERDAD » Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:42 am

I would happily drop kick in the face many times to lower my bloody . I dont knowing it's just me but I think that stupid greta has a face you just have to kick or punch . .???

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