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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:38 pm

dear suicide bombers... your not going to get 72 virgins by blowing yourself to fook.... find a local BMW owners club , preferably the GS sector and go to one of their meets :thumb:
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Stu » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:13 pm

One for @Six30

he is the guy in the house!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:42 pm

Stu wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:13 pm
One for @Six30

he is the guy in the house!



Cheeky fooker ..... I'm not that fat :D :D
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Stu » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:44 pm

Six30 wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:42 pm

Cheeky fooker ..... I'm not that fat :D :D
Thats not what @rennie told me!
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:19 pm

Stu wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:44 pm
Six30 wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:42 pm

Cheeky fooker ..... I'm not that fat :D :D
Thats not what @rennie told me!

His wardrobe has shrunk .
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Stu » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:21 pm

Six30 wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:19 pm
Stu wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:44 pm
Six30 wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:42 pm

Cheeky fooker ..... I'm not that fat :D :D
Thats not what @rennie told me!

His wardrobe has shrunk .
Probably just full of more Elvis gear!!
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:20 pm

Stu wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:21 pm
Six30 wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:19 pm
Stu wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:44 pm


Thats not what @rennie told me!

His wardrobe has shrunk .
Probably just full of more Elvis gear!!

If Elvis was into gimp gear then yeh.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:00 am

Coming to a theatre near you .... book early .
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by onesea » Sun Dec 22, 2019 7:07 am

Q. What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?





A. A lost clause..
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by James in Brum » Sun Dec 22, 2019 7:30 am

Father Christmas enjoys his time with Mistress Dominique, he is a subordinate clause
Time spent being groovy to each other is always well
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Mon Dec 23, 2019 8:57 am

Celtic fan and a Rangers fan had a head on collision , to their amazement neither were hurt but both cars was destroyed, in celebration of their good luck they agree to put their differences aside and the Rangers fan goes to boot of his car and fetches a 12 year old bottle of whisky. He hands it to the Celtic fan who says from now on may we live together in peace and harmony and gulps down half the bottle . He goes to hand it to the Rangers fan who say no thanks , i'll just wait until the police get here yer Fenian c"nt.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by ThePhatomfart » Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:25 pm

The milkman delivers the milk the day before Christmas and rings the bell of number 11, hoping for a festive tip. As the door opens, he sees a beautiful woman standing there wearing a see-through nightie.
She takes him by the hand and guides him upstairs where she makes mad passionate love to him. At the end of the session, they return downstairs where she cooks a delicious fried breakfast and hands him £1.
"I don't understand" says the puzzled milkman. "What's going on?"
She replies, "When I asked my husband whether I should give you a £5 tip, he replied, 'F*ck the milkman and give him £1.' The breakfast was my idea."

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