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Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:38 pm

dear suicide bombers... your not going to get 72 virgins by blowing yourself to fook.... find a local BMW owners club , preferably the GS sector and go to one of their meets :thumb:
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Stu » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:13 pm

One for @Six30

he is the guy in the house!

Fines are taxes for doing bad, taxes are fines for doing good.

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:42 pm

Stu wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:13 pm
One for @Six30

he is the guy in the house!



Cheeky fooker ..... I'm not that fat :D :D
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Stu » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:44 pm

Six30 wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:42 pm

Cheeky fooker ..... I'm not that fat :D :D
Thats not what @rennie told me!
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:19 pm

Stu wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:44 pm
Six30 wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:42 pm

Cheeky fooker ..... I'm not that fat :D :D
Thats not what @rennie told me!

His wardrobe has shrunk .
"People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Stu » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:21 pm

Six30 wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:19 pm
Stu wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:44 pm
Six30 wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:42 pm

Cheeky fooker ..... I'm not that fat :D :D
Thats not what @rennie told me!

His wardrobe has shrunk .
Probably just full of more Elvis gear!!
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:20 pm

Stu wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:21 pm
Six30 wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:19 pm
Stu wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:44 pm


Thats not what @rennie told me!

His wardrobe has shrunk .
Probably just full of more Elvis gear!!

If Elvis was into gimp gear then yeh.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:00 am

Coming to a theatre near you .... book early .
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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