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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Stu » Fri Jan 31, 2020 7:50 am

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Lee's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear. Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Lee's wife, Sue, followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?'

Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, he did.

Sue said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $250.'

Jim confirmed that he is very interested. Sue told him that since her husband Lee played golf Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Lee's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum, they went to the bedroom, and Sue gave him a flipping great time. Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Lee came home from golf at 6 p.m. and upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered, 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'Did he give you $250?

Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did.'

Lee, with a satisfied look on his face, continued, 'Good. He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $250 from me. He promised he'd stop by this afternoon and pay it back.'

Now THAT, my friends, is how poker should be played..
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:45 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Tue Feb 04, 2020 6:35 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:33 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Stu » Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:37 pm

Too far @Six30!! :roll:
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Sat Feb 08, 2020 3:29 pm

Stu wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:37 pm
Too far @Six30!! :roll:

i know , looks like he's took Eamonn by force :shock:
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Richzx6r » Sat Feb 08, 2020 3:31 pm

Looks like hes enjoying it with that hamster face
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Mike, just cruising around with Xena 8-)
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Richzx6r » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:10 pm

dynax wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 6:43 pm
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:lol:
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by onesea » Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:19 pm

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Is this more in line @Stu / @Six30
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Mon Feb 10, 2020 3:06 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:38 am

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Mon Feb 24, 2020 4:39 pm

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"People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
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