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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by skyrider » Fri Aug 21, 2020 2:06 pm

i usually wear one of those too
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Mickly » Sat Sep 05, 2020 9:18 pm

onesea wrote:
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Always thought Velma was a goer !! 🤣🤣
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by skyrider » Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:21 pm

and now you know :lol:
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by skyrider » Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:51 pm

and a nice butt too :D
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Tiggie » Mon Sep 07, 2020 9:33 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Mickly » Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:02 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by husoi » Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:05 pm

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Usually the size of the bunch is proportional to the screw up...
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by daveinlim » Fri Sep 11, 2020 9:40 am

I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall today.

I thought to myself that's a little condescending.

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by husoi » Fri Sep 11, 2020 9:43 am

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All my food only eat vegetables. So, I'm an indirect vegetarian :cool:

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Tiggie » Fri Sep 11, 2020 11:34 am

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Stu » Mon Sep 21, 2020 9:54 pm

What's the difference between Iron man and Iron woman?










One is a super hero and the other is a simple instruction

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Tiggie » Mon Sep 21, 2020 9:59 pm

Won't be stealing that :shock: :lol:
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