old-timer Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 It started in the seventies, if I'm not mistaken.PIlots (always arrogant boasters) started to use bumper stickers to advertise their pretentious lies: "Pilots are better lovers"... Not long after, a variaty of 'confessions' from all sorts of people appeared on (bumper) stickers: Squashers do it... against the wallHokey players do it... with sticksWindsurfers do it... standing uprightSwimmers do it... in waterFiremen do it... on ladders.But... I never saw a statement from bikers. !!!???So, either they are too modest to tell the world how they do it, or... they are too shy.I don't want to think of a third possibility; BIKERS JUST DON'T DO IT... So I was thinking, how do bikers it... ?From what I saw among my biker friends, I know that some Bikers do it...Using their right hand.While other Bikers do it... Using hands and feet..Or, Bikers do it... in leather,Or Bikers do it...in protected gear,Or... in the open air... or on- and off road...And some specific bikers have their very own way of doing it, like:Harley riders do it... with big twins.BMW riders do it... with boxers...I'm sure there must be more ways that bikers do it, but I just cannot think of any now.So... If you have a suggestion, please let us know.C'm on. Don't be shy, tell the world how we, bikers, do it...And don't give me: "My bike has no bumper, so no place for a sticker". Or are you the one of possibility 3 ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Bikers do it in leather Bikers do it quickly Bikers like it kinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Bandit riders do it with eachother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Bikers do it between rows of carsBikers do it only when the sun's outBikers do it mostly aloneBikers do it with the twist of their wristBikers do it with a helmet onBikers do it faster than car drivers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Bikers do it....With a bug splattered helmet..... Bikers do it....With flammable liquid between their knees..... Harley riders do it....feet first.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbeef Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Bikers do it better on their own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Do we really need stickers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Bikers clean it with a pressure washer afterwards.... Trials riders do it without putting their feet down..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Bikers clean it with a pressure washer afterwards.... Trials riders do it without putting their feet down..... I just wipe it on the curtains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Bikers clean it with a pressure washer afterwards.... Trials riders do it without putting their feet down..... I just wipe it on the curtains.Classy!........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fro Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I just wipe it on the curtains.That's ridiculous.Why would you traipse half way across the room then the the pillow is right there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoggs Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 .....http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/leaving-now-grandpa-simpsons.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieron2013 Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Bikers do it. They just don't have space for the bumper sticker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onesea Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Do we really need stickers... We have one though it just says "think bike" the rest just happens naturally... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullscreenaging Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Bikers do it.....with a twist of the wristBikers do it..... on one wheelBikers do it..... in big groups [emoji44]Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickly Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Real Bikers do it all year round .... I’ll get me coatMickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raesewell Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Bikers do it in car parks with strangers dressed in leather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickly Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Bikers do it with 2 strokesMickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Bikers arrive before anyone elseBikers do it too fastBikers take years before they can do it properlyBikers do it alone with plenty of right wristBikers take 10 minutes to put protection onBikers are wobbly when they try to do it slowThis aint working out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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