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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by elizabethf » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:39 am

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I didn't even realise that @elizabethf was on there, and now I'm panicking about whether it's me or her who gets put to the sword now this has been divulged
To be fair Im a bit of a lurker on Facebook groups, especially busy ones like MW. All i seem to see on my timeline on there though is people failing MODs (for random or extreme reasons!) which I dont want to see with my MOD 2 attempt coming up hahaha



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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Six30 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:40 pm

Via wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:39 am
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Via wrote:
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Where abouts? Just out of interest for a friend :angel12:
Their joining criteria is so strict I had to take a pic of her with her bike in order to be approved. So you might want to get your wig out.
@Six30 what do you look like in drag? Don't think I'll pull it off with a beard :lol:
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Six30 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:43 pm

Any way are there any men only motorcycle groups .... oh no that would be sexist :roll:
Equality , when it suits .
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Post by elizabethf » Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:26 pm

Without wanting to be too political, I'd say its more a minority thing than a gender thing.

Sometimes there are questions asked or discussions had that only other females could properly answer and wouldnt be of interest to men....or maybe the risk of the (minority of!) immature men trying to make it into a joke.

Despite the above jokes no-one slags off men. Most of the group have men in their lives, most of them bikers themselves and if not very supportive despite the expensive hobby hahaha.

If you want a men only Facebook Group for bikers go for it, I don't really care. In fact, if it's to give men who are worried about being judged by women or someone who struggles to talk generally about issues but can in a closed biking group with other blokes, go for it!!

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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Speedy23 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:51 pm

Via wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:39 am
@Six30 what do you look like in drag? Don't think I'll pull it off with a beard :lol:
Errr..at the risk of lowering the tone, it depends where the beard actually is........if you gather my meaning... :roll:
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Speedy23 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:54 pm

Six30 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:43 pm
Any way are there any men only motorcycle groups .... oh no that would be sexist :roll:
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No, just equality......that will do.
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Via » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:54 pm

Speedy23 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:51 pm
Via wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:39 am
@Six30 what do you look like in drag? Don't think I'll pull it off with a beard :lol:
Errr..at the risk of lowering the tone, it depends where the beard actually is........if you gather my mesning... :roll:
It's alright @Six30 already posted so tone can't be lowered any further :lol:

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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Six30 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:04 pm

Speedy23 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:54 pm
Six30 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:43 pm
Any way are there any men only motorcycle groups .... oh no that would be sexist :roll:
Equality , when it suits .
No, just equality......that will do.

Yeh ... As long as they stay in the kitchen and leave the toilet seat up .
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Speedy23 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:10 pm

Six30 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:04 pm
Speedy23 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:54 pm
Six30 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:43 pm
Any way are there any men only motorcycle groups .... oh no that would be sexist :roll:
Equality , when it suits .
No, just equality......that will do.

Yeh ... As long as they stay in the kitchen and leave the toilet seat up .
Have you actually ever.......spoken.......to a woman?
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Bender » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:11 pm

Speedy23 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:10 pm
Six30 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:04 pm
Speedy23 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:54 pm


No, just equality......that will do.

Yeh ... As long as they stay in the kitchen and leave the toilet seat up .
Have you actually ever.......spoken.......to a woman?
Spoken to not with I hazard a guess 😁
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Six30 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:59 pm

Speedy23 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:10 pm
Six30 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:04 pm
Speedy23 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:54 pm


No, just equality......that will do.

Yeh ... As long as they stay in the kitchen and leave the toilet seat up .
Have you actually ever.......spoken.......to a woman?

Well ... I'm talking to you ... you tart :D
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Speedy23 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:05 pm

Six30 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:59 pm
Speedy23 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:10 pm
Six30 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:04 pm



Yeh ... As long as they stay in the kitchen and leave the toilet seat up .
Have you actually ever.......spoken.......to a woman?

Well ... I'm talking to you ... you tart :D
Classy............not. 'Spose that'll be a "no", then....
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Six30 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:08 pm

Speedy23 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:05 pm
Six30 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:59 pm
Speedy23 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:10 pm

Have you actually ever.......spoken.......to a woman?

Well ... I'm talking to you ... you tart :D
Classy............not.

Get off your computer and go finish your ironing Mrs :yay:
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Speedy23 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:10 pm

Six30 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:08 pm
Speedy23 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:05 pm
Six30 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:59 pm



Well ... I'm talking to you ... you tart :D
Classy............not.

Get off your computer and go finish your ironing Mrs :yay:
And that's the nearest you've probably ever been to a pair...... :roll:
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Six30 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:19 pm

Speedy23 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:10 pm
Six30 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:08 pm
Speedy23 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:05 pm


Classy............not.

Get off your computer and go finish your ironing Mrs :yay:
And that's the nearest you've probably ever been to a pair...... :roll:



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