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Does this make me an idiot ?

 

Do you wear lycra?

Do you block traffic?

Do you take the law in to your own hands?

Are you a knob?


if the answer is yes to ANY then I'm afraid to say yes you are :mrgreen:

 

Fixed that for you..... :thumb:

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Does this make me an idiot ?

 

Do you wear lycra?

Do you block traffic?

Do you take the law in to your own hands?

Are you a knob?


if the answer is yes to all then I'm afraid to say yes you are :mrgreen:

:crybaby: i wear lycra, under my trackies. Im also a knob :booty:

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  • 2 months later...

Altercation between two cyclists this morning. Self righteous cyclist no.1 decides to have a go at a guy coming the wrong way up a cycle path. Lots of shouting, swearing hand bags and highway codes at dawn kind of thing. Ended up with a bit of a shirt grab tussle and cycle nob no.2 pointing out the other cycle lane is closed, with great conviction he exclaimed 'look the other one is closed you thick ....'


Bloody hilarious. Wish this would happen every day, was brilliant.

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Darwin award to the cyclist who thought he didn't need lights riding in the cycle lane on a dark road on my way home last night! Death wish or what! :roll:

 

I learned that lesson on a footpath coming home from my grandads as a teen, a couple of Guinesses inside me. Bloke coming other way a coupe of beers inside me round a bend 2 of us head on emergency stops just stopped in time. Both 1/2 cut and no lights we both laughed it of and had lights on the next time!

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