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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by goat » Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:25 pm

If you've got nuts on your chest you've got chestnuts.
If you've got nuts on the wall you've got walnuts.
But what if you've got nuts on your chin?




you've got a cock in your mouth.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:37 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by goat » Wed Apr 04, 2018 8:42 pm

I gave blood the other day, but instead of a biscuit they gave me a pitta bread and salad.


It was a donor kebab.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Mississippi Bullfrog » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:46 am

What do you call a pig with four eyes?


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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:06 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by SlowBusa » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:43 pm

[mention]Six30[/mention] Have you thought of Therapy ?

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Jibopjedi » Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:37 pm

why do farts smell..

for the benefit of the deaf..

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by BabyD » Thu Apr 26, 2018 3:01 am

Apple have shelved plans to release a iPad aimed at children.....

The name Itouch kids was deemed unacceptable
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Bhawk » Tue May 01, 2018 6:41 pm

So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother f**k! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Justarn » Tue May 01, 2018 9:17 pm

What have a square battery and woman's bum hole got in common?











Eventually your gonna lick it:-)
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Justarn » Tue May 01, 2018 9:18 pm

What you call a woman with no legs?













Dirty c*nt.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Justarn » Tue May 01, 2018 9:19 pm

What you call a man with a penis for a nose?













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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by puggybear » Fri May 04, 2018 6:52 pm

I just rang my local ramblers club.

WHAT a mistake...whoever answered just went ooon and ooon and oooon and oooon and ... [geddit? huh?]

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