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At the moment,I'm reading ''Under Milk Wood'',which as you'll all know is a classic novel.

BUT - [pauses for effect] ... I'm reading it in it's original Welsh!


Yes - you guessed...it's the Dai Version!

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Y'know,I can still remember my first girlfriend,and being invited to stay overnight at her parents house.

Unfortunately,her dad point-blank refused to let us sleep together.


...which was a shame,as he was a real looker.

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Why do elephants paint the bottom of their feet yellow? So they can hide upside down in bowls of custard.

 

but why do they paint their testicles Red ?



so they can hide in the cherry trees...

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A copper caught me in the toilets with a bag of drugs..

It’s not my fault I said , when I flush em down the toilet they magically re-appear in my pocket.

You expect me to believe that said the copper ,

They do .. I said handing the bag to him

The copper chucked them in the toilet and flushed the chain, right now empty your pockets he said..


Why



The bag of drugs , said copper



What drugs

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A few more, can't help myself.

And trust me, these are far better than the offensive ones....

On a side note, I'm going to hell lol

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