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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Mickly » Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:42 pm

The absolute best (worst) was when mate #1 on a SS50 was in front, spotted fit bird ( attractive young lady ) he knew and slammed on his brakes, Mate #2 on AP50 failed the swerve test and ran into the back of mate #1, me on FS1E passed swerve test and just missed them both.
Fit bird was unimpressed as mates #1 & #2 started kicking lumps out of each other as I tried to keep the peace:

So I suppose the only ones to blame for your little off is the complete tits before you who road like twats and forced the Government to introduce such stringent tests.

Don’t let it put you off - it’s a rite of passage and you’ve earned it.
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Slowlycatchymonkey » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:00 pm

Yep I agree MP84
I also think if you’re brave enough to post your epic helmet grazing glide on here you’re brave enough to ace any poxy (aka extremely fussy, demanding, easy to fail) motorcycle test without concerning yourself about the tough stuff you are.

Go for it, we need you (would display WW2 poster with strong arm woman here but don’t seem to have any to hand) and I look forward to seeing your shiny new helmet on the road
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Tango » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:06 pm

Ooopppss.......better luck next time.......glad to see your kit did its job...... 8-)
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Stu » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:19 pm

Ouch! not good glad you're OK
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by rennie » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:52 pm

Ooops!

Don't let it get to you, get back on and try again
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by JRH » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:25 am

Oooppps that's not good @Magpie84 but glad you are relatively OK.
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by elizabethf » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:02 am

Ahhh I saw your post on Motorbike Women!

Glad your ok. With every incident or fail I find it's usually my pride that takes the worst battering!

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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Six30 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:15 am

Motorbike women forum :D .... :seeya:
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by elizabethf » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:47 am

Six30 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:15 am
Motorbike women forum :D .... :seeya:
Its on Facebook :P

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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Via » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:55 am

elizabethf wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:47 am
Six30 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:15 am
Motorbike women forum :D .... :seeya:
Its on Facebook :P
Where abouts? Just out of interest for a friend :angel12:
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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by SometimesSansEngine » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:10 am

Occasionally whilst sat on the sofa @Magpie84 laughs, and when I ask what about she says "oh just something on Motorbike Women" and I'm allowed to know no more. A real top secret organisation and I believe there's penalty of death (or at least removal from the group) if you divulge any conversations or pictures therein to any bloke :lol:

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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by SometimesSansEngine » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:10 am

Via wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:55 am
elizabethf wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:47 am
Six30 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:15 am
Motorbike women forum :D .... :seeya:
Its on Facebook :P
Where abouts? Just out of interest for a friend :angel12:
Their joining criteria is so strict I had to take a pic of her with her bike in order to be approved. So you might want to get your wig out.

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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by elizabethf » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:31 am

SometimesSansEngine wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:10 am
I'm allowed to know no more. A real top secret organisation and I believe there's penalty of death (or at least removal from the group) if you divulge any conversations or pictures therein to any bloke :lol:
Correct :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by SometimesSansEngine » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:37 am

I didn't even realise that @elizabethf was on there, and now I'm panicking about whether it's me or her who gets put to the sword now this has been divulged

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Re: Crash, bang, whollop mod 1

Post by Via » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:39 am

SometimesSansEngine wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:10 am
Via wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:55 am
elizabethf wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:47 am


Its on Facebook :P
Where abouts? Just out of interest for a friend :angel12:
Their joining criteria is so strict I had to take a pic of her with her bike in order to be approved. So you might want to get your wig out.
@Six30 what do you look like in drag? Don't think I'll pull it off with a beard :lol:
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