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Who sticks cocktail sticks in a monkeys eye, do you live in Middlesbrough :shock: :D


Ohhh sorry they just hang them.

 

That's a bit harsh , a jolly good spanking should do the trick . 🖐🐒

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Who sticks cocktail sticks in a monkeys eye, do you live in Middlesbrough :shock: :D


Ohhh sorry they just hang them.

 

You did this on purpose didn’t you ...

You know damn well it’s Hartlepool not Middles - bog - horror !!

We’ll now spiral into a pit of despair over the state of people’s knowledge of British history, not just biscuit history and spelling / grammar.

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I wasn't expecting that but then again nobody expects the .....

 

According to QI, the inquisition (Spanish at least) gave something like 32 days notice....

 

We'll I wasn't expecting that either ! You sorted your nipples out yet ?

 

Will be playing with my nipple over the next couple of days, which I have off of work.

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Who sticks cocktail sticks in a monkeys eye, do you live in Middlesbrough :shock: :D


Ohhh sorry they just hang them.

 

Oooh someone likes poking sticks into wasp's nests! To be fair it's Hartlepool which is home to the notorious monkey hangers. Always good for a windup of the locals when I lived in Co. Durham especially at rugby matches. More than a few black eyes and bloody noses from it. :twisted:

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That's a swizzle stick. In the Caribbean it was originally a stick from a particular tree which had little sticky side branches so you could spin it in the drink to mix it.

 

Noooo a swizzle stick is what you lick and dip into a dib dab.

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That's a swizzle stick. In the Caribbean it was originally a stick from a particular tree which had little sticky side branches so you could spin it in the drink to mix it.

 

Noooo a swizzle stick is what you lick and dip into a dib dab.

 

That's a double dip, a dibdab has a liquorice straw.

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That's a swizzle stick. In the Caribbean it was originally a stick from a particular tree which had little sticky side branches so you could spin it in the drink to mix it.

 

Noooo a swizzle stick is what you lick and dip into a dib dab.

 

That's a double dip, a dibdab has a liquorice straw.

 

Ahhh yes my mistake, still not Caribbean :lol:

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According to QI, the inquisition (Spanish at least) gave something like 32 days notice....

 

We'll I wasn't expecting that either ! You sorted your nipples out yet ?

 

Will be playing with my nipple over the next couple of days, which I have off of work.

Are you going to see a tattooist to get it removed. :wink:

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.....we have a general banter thread people :lol: Don't make me get the rolled up newspaper!!

 

You could put some Zip Ties around it to make a more effective beater.

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.....we have a general banter thread people :lol: Don't make me get the rolled up newspaper!!

 

You could put some Zip Ties around it to make a more effective beater.

 

And trim them at an angle, nothing more dangerous than a pointy zip tie

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This is no joke, look what one of the pointy bleeders did to my tank :cry:


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Pointy Bleeders , I saw that on BBC2 , something about a load of Brummie gangsters in flat caps .

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What a boring thread. Don't any of you work? :tumble:

:D

 

I've made most of my contributions while AT work . I work for the government though.

 

Oi that's my taxes you are wasting! Do some blooming work!

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Who sticks cocktail sticks in a monkeys eye, do you live in Middlesbrough :shock: :D


Ohhh sorry they just hang them.

 

Oooh someone likes poking sticks into wasp's nests! To be fair it's Hartlepool which is home to the notorious monkey hangers. Always good for a windup of the locals when I lived in Co. Durham especially at rugby matches. More than a few black eyes and bloody noses from it. :twisted:

 

No ones heard of Hartlepool though 😁

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