Your worst joke!!!

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A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books.

So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what's wrong.

"The word is celebrate, not celibate!," says the old monk with tears in his eyes.

I shouldn't laugh but

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I agree that the joke is one of the worst ever. Considering the impact of male on female violence around the world casual reference to it is as far from funny as you can get.

Yet I enjoy very dark jokes. I suppose because at least with jokes about dark subjects like child abuse etc at least there is a societal agreement that it is wrong rather than quiet acceptance of a dangerous norm

I agree that the joke is one of the worst ever. Considering the impact of male on female violence around the world casual reference to it is as far from funny as you can get.

Yet I enjoy very dark jokes. I suppose because at least with jokes about dark subjects like child abuse etc at least there is a societal agreement that it is wrong rather than quiet acceptance of a dangerous norm

I could reword the joke "My husband crashed my Porsche".. "not yet hes locked himself in the shed",that would at least change some of the sexisit eliment.

I don't think anyone would consider accept domestic violence as the norm, many understand there are victims out there that dont speak out. It should also be remembered about 1/3 of victims of domestic abuse are male....

Without causing a stir, I like this joke thread because some of the jokes are SOOO Politically uncorrect and I like that... If not I will start an offensive joke thread that people will get upset...

Oh and joke for post:

What do women and washing machines have in common?

They both leak when they are f**ked.....

I agree that the joke is one of the worst ever. Considering the impact of male on female violence around the world casual reference to it is as far from funny as you can get.

Yet I enjoy very dark jokes. I suppose because at least with jokes about dark subjects like child abuse etc at least there is a societal agreement that it is wrong rather than quiet acceptance of a dangerous norm

Can a mod block this prick from looking at the joke thread before he spontaneously combusts

Can a mod block this prick from looking at the joke thread before he spontaneously combusts

 

No need to call me a prick. It’s a crap joke laughing at domestic abuse. You seem to imagine that I am feeling particularly strong emotions, I am not. I just did a deal with myself not to let casual racism, misogyny, homophobia pass.

Can a mod block this prick from looking at the joke thread before he spontaneously combusts

 

No need to call me a prick. It’s a crap joke laughing at domestic abuse. You seem to imagine that I am feeling particularly strong emotions, I am not. I just did a deal with myself not to let casual racism, misogyny, homophobia pass.

 

Good girl .... Now go do a deal to get a sense of humour .

I love this thread for its political incorrectness and edginess, it would be a shame to see it dunned down. People need to get a sense of humour.

I can understand folks finding some of the jokes unpleasant or offensive but to say one kind of joke is offensive because it's socially acceptable is in itself a joke.

I don't know anyone who thinks violence against their partners is acceptable and I certainly wouldn't

Can we get back to crap jokes now.

Some people just get pleasure out of making dramas out of anything they can ... there’s a clue in the title of this thread

If you don't like offensive jokes don't read the posts, Its not hard to work out whats inside its in the title. Get over it.

On the back of Harrison's terrible effort, what's the most corniest, cheesiest joke you know?????

Here's my starter......

I start a new job in Seoul next week....I thought it was a good Korea move!!

Think some people might of misconstrued what was meant in the original post. worst meaning crap jokes!!

On the back of Harrison's terrible effort, what's the most corniest, cheesiest joke you know?????

Here's my starter......

I start a new job in Seoul next week....I thought it was a good Korea move!!

 

Think some people might of misconstrued what was meant in the original post. worst meaning crap jokes!!

Good old Windsor, at least you didn't post one of his other famous sayings or the whole thread would of got locked down

You only need to watch the first few seconds.

Why do elephants paint theit testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees!

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?

Monkies eating cherries!

Jack and Jill went up a hill,

So Jack could lick her candy,

Well Jack got a shock and mouthful of cock,

'Cause Jill's real name was randy.

You only need to watch the first few seconds.

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I disagree, I think the riding is better at the end

What's Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

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If muttly see’s this he’ll explode