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We ate haggis for the first time at the weekend.

I saw a recipe on Saturday kitchen that was like a grated potato and haggis fritter.


Just don't read the ingredients label; :puke:

 


Why do Haggis only live in Scotland , is it not illegal to Hunt them now ?

 

We are having haggis Sat night....

Genuine Glasgow 3rd generation haggis.


Some of our friends are coming down the caravan. Wrong date burns night on the Yorkshire coast :lol:


Alcohol will be involved :cheers:

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We ate haggis for the first time at the weekend.

I saw a recipe on Saturday kitchen that was like a grated potato and haggis fritter.


Just don't read the ingredients label; :puke:

 


Why do Haggis only live in Scotland , is it not illegal to Hunt them now ?

 

We are having haggis Sat night....

Genuine Glasgow 3rd generation haggis.


Some of our friends are coming down the caravan. Wrong date burns night on the Yorkshire coast :lol:


Alcohol will be involved :cheers:

 


Enjoy :thumb: Can you post a pic of it before you cook it with its legs and that still on it so I can see what they look like , can't find any pics of one .

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Do vegetarian Haggis only eat foliage then,

As appose to your regular carnivorous Haggis?


Also it should be noted that as the Haggis ( or is it Haggi ? ) live on the slopes of Scottish mountains they have one leg shorter than the other to allow better balance.

There are Haggis with the two right legs that are shorter that can only go around the mountain anti clockwise and ones with two left legs shorter that can only go clockwise, if a RH Haggis meets a LH Haggis on the same track there is an impasse that can lead to a fierce fight head butting each other- the victor can carry on their way.


LH Haggis can only be hunted on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays.

RH Haggis can only be hunted on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays

Haggis Hunting in the Sabbath is illegal.

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I was worried about what the hell you lot had filled six pages of a brexit thread with.. I.. I really don't know what I actually expected.. because of course it's food.



as you were.

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I feel your pain , fooking hate dentists , espicailly the bitch who tried to pull one of my teeth last year she should be struck off.

 

I do too! Charge a fortune and useless! Main delay in this was my dentist didn't want to attempt it because of complications which is understandable and fair play he was honest, but then dentist I was referred to who was supposedly better tried and couldn't then said I'd be referred to hospital but instead of that another dentist decided he wanted to have a go so got called back there for him to try (and fail miserably) before giving up and referring me to hospital.


Funnily enough hospital done it with no issues and really nice dentist. But guarantee she probably earns a fraction of what the private practice ones earn.

 



Same sort of thing happened to me , she tried to pull it and she hadn't numbed it properly , nearly hit the ceiling and like a fool I let her have another go ....on the second attempt still wasn't numbed properly and you'd of thought she was trying to Excalibur from the stone , was like she didn't have the strength .

got referred to a another dentist , numbed it one yank and it was out .

 

Even worse , I had the same thing . It was like the guy just didn't have the strength. He worked this tooth backwards and forwards for ages until the anesthetic could no longer numb the pain and I cried out in pain . He asked if I wanted him to stop so I said yes thinking he meant that we could take a break . Believe it or not he actually meant give up the extraction as a bad job ! Imagine the agony when the anesthetic wore off ! I had to tell him to get on with it because he wouldn't give me any more injections . The tooth came out eventually but the thing wouldn't heal and became infected . I was still spitting out bits of bone two weeks later . Next time I go to a dentist I might challenge them to an arm wrestle first to see if they're up to the job .

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I needed a tooth out while working in the Far East of Russia (Sakhalin Island). The female dentist struggled for a while then called a colleague, also female, who also struggled for a while without success. :(


Third dentist was male and he wasn't giving up ! The tooth eventually came out and I had pretty much recovered by the following day. :?


I still think of that episode - two Russian girls crawling over me heaving and straining - it was almost worth the pain .... :oops:

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don't know but I bet they had some biscuits at half time :)

 

Apparently when she was sent to the naughty step while the grownups decided how much of a beating to give us she and her minders sent out for pizza. Probably couldn't have biscuits too.

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don't know but I bet they had some biscuits at half time :)

 

Apparently when she was sent to the naughty step while the grownups decided how much of a beating to give us she and her minders sent out for pizza. Probably couldn't have biscuits too.

I bet she didn't even take any shortbread with her, ungrateful wretch! :roll:


I really struggled not to buy a shed load of Wagon wheels when we went food shopping tonight :shock:

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The tooth extraction tales of woe make me very grateful that when I had to get a wisdom tooth and a weird extra half wisdom tooth pulled I was in for approximately one whole minute as the dentist quickly yanked them out.


The most painful part was waiting around for almost 2 hours as it was a walk in monthly surgery.

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[mention]Hoggs[/mention]


Same with me last time I needed a difficult extraction. My dentist tried for a good 30 minutes to remove a molar but just couldn't get a good enough purchase on it to remove.


I got referred to a specialist who used something I can only explain was like a corkscrew on the tooth until it cracked into pieces which he removed and sent me on my way! I was in and out within ten minutes :shock:

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Still you can always contemplate the joy of having dental work done when you are immune to anesthetic. I discovered this whilst having a tumour removed from my spine and discovered I was awake. I happened to believe I was the Lone Ranger and someone had nicked my horse which resulted in two surgeons and four porters restraining me. This was an interesting if slightly disturbing experience and one which has caused several medical issues subsequently. It does make having teeth pulled somewhat less pleasant.


Just for fun they tried me up to the maximum legal dose and then some and were interested in the continuing conversation which was conscious if not entirely lucid. I believe the medical term is "awkward sod."

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Well, what do you reckon of the recent debacle with May and the EU?

 

Well the sun still rose in the morning and it still set in the evening and all over the world many biscuits were eaten.

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He thinks everyone has had enough of experts, so he probably wouldn't be interested in using a helmet and safety gear

This makes it even better when he Accidentally falls off the pillion seat at motorway speed, with a lorry behind... :twisted:


But really this is no way to talk about our next PM, is it?

 

...discovered I was awake. I happened to believe I was the Lone Ranger and someone had nicked my horse which resulted in two surgeons and four porters restraining me.

Just to start, I'm sorry this happened, waking up in surgery sounds horrific.


However, your brains choice of narrative is amazing and I had a good grin at your description. I bet those medical staff will remember you for a long time to come. :D

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Been a farce from the start .... you need some one in charge who actually wants Brexit not a remainer.


It's like Liverool playing Everton and the two linesman and ref are fanatical Liverpool fans .

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