Smithers Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?Make me one with everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SometimesSansEngine Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/SocietyofCheshireUnitedMotorcyclists/videos/1026859997353037/UzpfSTY1MjY1OTE4NzpWSzoyMzY2NDA1MjkzNDExNzUz/?multi_permalinks=2366405293411753¬if_id=1553523763781738¬if_t=group_highlights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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skyrider Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 a sign of the times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 What did one traffic light say to the other.... dont look im changing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SometimesSansEngine Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 What did one traffic light say to the other.... dont look im changing! I stopped at the traffic lights and looked at the guy next to me.It was on, I could see the fury in his eyes. I waited for the lights to change."Let's race," I mouthed to him.Then the guy said, "stop f**king around and press the button." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Weird how it's March 29th... yet it feels like the end of May... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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old-timer Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Or...Just relocate to Iceland; No need to adjust clocks... ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SometimesSansEngine Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Not exactly my worst joke, but YouTube suggested this vid and I don't mind Bear Grylls, the comments made me laugh though"> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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billy sugger Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 how do you make a sausage roll? chuck it down a slope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Two herring's sat smoking in the house, one say's to the other "what a day, i'm absolutely kippered" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy sugger Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 I caught my mate with his knob in his wallet.turns out he went to see a fortune teller and she told him he should be coming into some money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy sugger Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Elton John is learning Urdu, but sari seems to be the hardest word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hoggs Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Not very nice selling your mum off like that [mention]Six30[/mention] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Not very nice selling your mum off like that @Six30[/quot[mention]Six30[/mention] Nan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 What not to do to someone who's just starting an engine up for the first time after a rebuild https://youtu.be/LONT1oboJrs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richzx6r Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 What not to do to someone who's just starting an engine up for the first time after a rebuild https://youtu.be/LONT1oboJrs that would be hilarious I dont k how how he kept a straight face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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