learningtofly Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 (edited) The police have found a large number of dead crows on the A1081 just outside Harpenden early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from avian flu.A pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT avian flu.The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.The investigators then hired an ornithological behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The ornithological behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.He discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "cah", not a single one could shout "bike"! Edited April 26, 2019 by learningtofly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggie Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Mod's!!!! please move this to the crap joke thread forthwith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justarn Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 It's nothing to crow aboutDid you find it on twitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
learningtofly Posted April 27, 2019 Author Share Posted April 27, 2019 I nicked it from another forum, actually, [mention]Bender[/mention] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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