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Marked started chatting to em .... he’s currently gagged and tied up in a travel lodge room with a mouthful of feathers and a sore arse .

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Marked started chatting to em .... he’s currently gagged and tied up in a travel lodge room with a mouthful of feathers and a sore arse .

 

I wasn't aware you was there with him!


Did you not think to untie him before you left?

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Marked started chatting to em .... he’s currently gagged and tied up in a travel lodge room with a mouthful of feathers and a sore arse .

 

I wasn't aware you was there with him!


Did you not think to untie him before you left?

 


I will do ... still using his credit cards at the minute.

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Marked started chatting to em .... he’s currently gagged and tied up in a travel lodge room with a mouthful of feathers and a sore arse .

 

I wasn't aware you was there with him!


Did you not think to untie him before you left?

 


I will do ... still using his credit cards at the minute.

 

Not buying more latex ladies :lol:

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I am now seeking legal advice, after suffering mental and emotional trauma, the op will be contacted in due course, to a settlement, regarding this unnecessary pain and upset, due to not providing, the afore mentioned photo requests, in previous posts on this subject, due to the negligent behaviour of the op, i have been advised by my doctor, to listen to a looped recording, of " My heart will go on ", by Celine Dion, in an attempt to regain some emotional stability in my life, i shall of course, keep members updated on my health situation, and if the worst should happen, i have made provision of my wishes, in my last will and testament, thank you, now where is that recording :shock:

 

F*ck me, I want compensation for your excessive comma usage.

 

You can never have too many commas :lol:

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Right, sorry for the radio silence - I got chatting to a nice group of folks from the US last night who are here to do some pretty interesting work. The doomed date couple had already gone by the time I left, so I have no idea how it ended - sorry! Then I had an unusual client meeting first thing this morning where two of the six employees were in the process of resigning very vocally when I turned up, which was an interesting situation. I only got back a couple of hours ago, so couldn't really post much sooner!

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Are you sure it's not you? His conversation sounds remarkably like one of your posts :lol:

 

Am I really that boring? :scratch:

 

I think we will forgive you if you provide us photos of this "couple" or you've wasted all of our time.


*tears up missing person form*

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