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cyclist twat

Post by Six30 » Sat Dec 07, 2019 3:57 pm

what a fooking idiot...

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Post by Mickly » Sat Dec 07, 2019 4:42 pm

What language was that twat speaking?
I couldn’t understand a word !!
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Post by Fleck » Sat Dec 07, 2019 4:42 pm

Some people love falling out. Probably had a little erection under that lycra.
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Post by Smithers » Sat Dec 07, 2019 5:07 pm

What a tosser. I was amazed at the Lorry drivers patience with him.
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Post by Mississippi Bullfrog » Sat Dec 07, 2019 5:11 pm

To be fair though he did need a bit more room.....to squeeze his ego through.
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Re: cyclist twat

Post by fastbob » Sat Dec 07, 2019 5:48 pm

Oh come on Six ! What happened next FFS ?!! I'd have flung that bike so far into that field that by the time the c**t had gone to fetch it I'd be long gone . What an utter w**ker !

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Post by MarkW » Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:09 pm

If I had been the truck driver I'd have turned the engine off, taken my boots off, put my feet up on the dash and gone to sleep. :D
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Re: cyclist twat

Post by winston smith » Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:21 pm

MarkW wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:09 pm
If I had been the truck driver I'd have turned the engine off, taken my boots off, put my feet up on the dash and gone to sleep. :D
Been there, done that Mark....they go off in a sulk pretty quick usually
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Re: cyclist twat

Post by Richzx6r » Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:29 pm

I'd have squashed the bike with the truck.....spandex wearing twat
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Re: cyclist twat

Post by Six30 » Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:55 am

for every cyclist that acts a twat karma is served on another...

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Post by Mississippi Bullfrog » Sun Dec 08, 2019 1:56 pm

But the light was red, which for cyclists means go.
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Re: cyclist twat

Post by Joeman » Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:50 pm

Be a shame if this happened to him..
https://road.cc/content/news/269353-oxf ... ctors-urge
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Re: cyclist twat

Post by Six30 » Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:03 pm

Joeman wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:50 pm
Be a shame if this happened to him..
https://road.cc/content/news/269353-oxf ... ctors-urge


Blaming the handle bars ! nothing do with he only had one hand on em and was holding a drink in his other hand ...
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Re: cyclist twat

Post by The Hitcher » Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:38 pm

Best place for that dickhead would be underneath that Artic, what an utter bellend.

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