Guest Richzx6r Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 I'm a man of course I can multitask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy sugger Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 are we starting a new communication service? no more than 50 words and called twatter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 It seems that [mention]fastbob[/mention] is very active elsewhere on the site dealing with every distraught Chinese motorcycle owner in the composed manner that won him MOTY. Yet he's swerving this thread!What can we learn from this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhatomfart Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 It seems that @fastbob is very active elsewhere on the site dealing with every distraught Chinese motorcycle owner in the composed manner that won him MOTY. Yet he's swerving this thread!What can we learn from this? He's a twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 It seems that @fastbob is very active elsewhere on the site dealing with every distraught Chinese motorcycle owner in the composed manner that won him MOTY. Yet he's swerving this thread!What can we learn from this? He's a twat! Can I take that as a nomination? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhatomfart Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 It seems that @fastbob is very active elsewhere on the site dealing with every distraught Chinese motorcycle owner in the composed manner that won him MOTY. Yet he's swerving this thread!What can we learn from this? He's a twat! Can I take that as a nomination? Thinking... If i nominate [mention]fastbob[/mention] I could win this , cos then I'd have the whole of the Forum on my back. ...Yes I nominate him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 Bob's in.......and so is [mention]MrPickwick[/mention].[mention]XTreme[/mention] [mention]Six30[/mention] [mention]Bender[/mention][mention]pbassred[/mention][mention]Richzx6r[/mention][mention]fastbob[/mention][mention]MrPickwick[/mention] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhatomfart Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Think I've got Twat of the Year 2020 sown up, kind of like "Inaugural Twat of The Year 2020" , forget the other runner's I've met them, their too nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Fook me! i never realised we had so many twats on the forum, this is going to be time consuming deciding who my vote goes to, when do the polls open? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhatomfart Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Fook me! i never realised we had so many twats on the forum, this is going to be time consuming deciding who my vote goes to, when do the polls open? Hope your wheels fall off your bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 Fook me! i never realised we had so many twats on the forum, this is going to be time consuming deciding who my vote goes to, when do the polls open? Let's kick it off tomorrow morning........and then let it run till Friday evening 7PM.But I'll set the poll to flexible vote! This means that if you vote for somebody on Monday, and during the course of the work somebody different makes a complete twat of themselves, you can switch your vote to them!So it's all to play for this coming week.......and it gives all candidates the opportunity to make a complete f@cking twat of themselves!And [mention]Stu[/mention] has said there's going to be a prize for the winner.......so the stakes are high! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhatomfart Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Fook me! i never realised we had so many twats on the forum, this is going to be time consuming deciding who my vote goes to, when do the polls open? Let's kick it off tomorrow morning........and then let it run till Friday evening 7PM.But I'll set the poll to flexible vote! This means that if you vote for somebody on Monday, and during the course of the work somebody different makes a complete twat of themselves, you can switch your vote to them!So it's all to play for this coming week.......and it gives all candidates the opportunity to make a complete f@cking twat of themselves!And @Stu has said there's going to be a prize for the winner.......so the stakes are high! Bugger me, I've started too soon , changed my avatar , been insulting, people have short memories, but I would like a new pair of boots [mention]Stu[/mention] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 Bugger me Seems a radical strategy to adopt to get votes.......but it just goes to show the prestige that TOTY has! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Fook me! i never realised we had so many twats on the forum, this is going to be time consuming deciding who my vote goes to, when do the polls open? Hope your wheels fall off your bike Ah being of chinese origin they probably will You will have to do better than that to get my vote Mr Pickwick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhatomfart Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Fook me! i never realised we had so many twats on the forum, this is going to be time consuming deciding who my vote goes to, when do the polls open? Hope your wheels fall off your bike Ah being of chinese origin they probably will You will have to do better than that to get my vote Mr Pickwick How about I come round and dump on your front door step Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 [mention]XTreme[/mention] has failed to tell you that he is supplying the prize!It's probably donkey shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 Hope your wheels fall off your bike Ah being of chinese origin they probably will You will have to do better than that to get my vote Mr Pickwick How about I come round and dump on your front door step Somebody already did that when they delivered his bike! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhatomfart Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Ah being of chinese origin they probably will You will have to do better than that to get my vote Mr Pickwick How about I come round and dump on your front door step Somebody already did that when they delivered his bike! Not a bad insult, but could try harder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Fook me! i never realised we had so many twats on the forum, this is going to be time consuming deciding who my vote goes to, when do the polls open? Let's kick it off tomorrow morning........and then let it run till Friday evening 7PM.But I'll set the poll to flexible vote! This means that if you vote for somebody on Monday, and during the course of the work somebody different makes a complete twat of themselves, you can switch your vote to them!So it's all to play for this coming week.......and it gives all candidates the opportunity to make a complete f@cking twat of themselves!And @Stu has said there's going to be a prize for the winner.......so the stakes are high! a prize you say .... how about this then... got up brushed me teeth , washed me nuts and that , went round shop for milk, gone into work,went to mcdonalds for a coffee, see a mate half hour later who said you got all toothpaste up the side of your face.... what a fooking twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Hope your wheels fall off your bike Ah being of chinese origin they probably will You will have to do better than that to get my vote Mr Pickwick How about I come round and dump on your front door step They do say variety is the spice of life, and would probably enhance the general appearance of my step Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhatomfart Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Ah being of chinese origin they probably will You will have to do better than that to get my vote Mr Pickwick How about I come round and dump on your front door step They do say variety is the spice of life, and would probably enhance the general appearance of my step Not if I had the skitters and pebble dashed your house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 How about I come round and dump on your front door step They do say variety is the spice of life, and would probably enhance the general appearance of my step Not if I had the skitters and pebble dashed your house Make sure it has some nuts in it, i used have a great time as kid picking bits of pebble dash off, nothing like re kindling a childhood passion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 @XTreme has failed to tell you that he is supplying the prize!It's probably donkey shit There's no need to be modest [mention]Stu[/mention].After all, you need to present a more positive image after all those unsubstantiated rumours about YOU being that pervert in Hull with the small dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 @XTreme has failed to tell you that he is supplying the prize!It's probably donkey shit There's no need to be modest @Stu.After all, you need to present a more positive image after all those unsubstantiated rumours about YOU being that pervert in Hull with the small dick. im out if the prize is Stu flashing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Bugger me Seems a radical strategy to adopt to get votes.......but it just goes to show the prestige that TOTY has! Form an orderly queue . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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