dynax Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Firstly i would like to thank Mr Pickwick for the nomination, as quite frankly there is no else fit to be called TWAT of the year, I will give my solemn promise to uphold this title until as such time that it is awarded to someone else ( highly unlikely ), my campaign is to show you good untwatty people why i deserve this highly coveted award, the official polls do not open till tomorrow but being a genuine and honourable TWAT, all is fair in love and war as they say, and i love being a TWAT and will wage war on those that oppose me, so let the battle begin and i will show you all what a TWAT i really am, thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richzx6r Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Firstly i would like to thank Mr Pickwick for the nomination, as quite frankly there is no else fit to be called TWAT of the year, I will give my solemn promise to uphold this title until as such time that it is awarded to someone else ( highly unlikely ), my campaign is to show you good untwatty people why i deserve this highly coveted award, the official polls do not open till tomorrow but being a genuine and honourable TWAT, all is fair in love and war as they say, and i love being a TWAT and will wage war on those that oppose me, so let the battle begin and i will show you all what a TWAT i really am, thank you F*ck you I'm a bigger twat than you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 Firstly i would like to thank Mr Pickwick for the nomination, as quite frankly there is no else fit to be called TWAT of the year, I will give my solemn promise to uphold this title until as such time that it is awarded to someone else ( highly unlikely ), my campaign is to show you good untwatty people why i deserve this highly coveted award, the official polls do not open till tomorrow but being a genuine and honourable TWAT, all is fair in love and war as they say, and i love being a TWAT and will wage war on those that oppose me, so let the battle begin and i will show you all what a TWAT i really am, thank you F*ck you I'm a bigger twat than you Bigger is not neccessarily the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynax Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 As you know there has been a recent campaign regarding MARMITE, and i have to say i am a convert i love the stuff, it is the best thing for practical jokes i have used for ages, try it for yourselves, smear some on the toilet seat and wait for the reaction , or another one walk into the room with it on your fingers and say " have we got any toilet paper" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richzx6r Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Firstly i would like to thank Mr Pickwick for the nomination, as quite frankly there is no else fit to be called TWAT of the year, I will give my solemn promise to uphold this title until as such time that it is awarded to someone else ( highly unlikely ), my campaign is to show you good untwatty people why i deserve this highly coveted award, the official polls do not open till tomorrow but being a genuine and honourable TWAT, all is fair in love and war as they say, and i love being a TWAT and will wage war on those that oppose me, so let the battle begin and i will show you all what a TWAT i really am, thank you F*ck you I'm a bigger twat than you Bigger is not neccessarily the best Only a little twat would say that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fro Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 As you know there has been a recent campaign regarding MARMITE, and i have to say i am a convert i love the stuff, it is the best thing for practical jokes i have used for ages, try it for yourselves, smear some on the toilet seat and wait for the reaction , or another one walk into the room with it on your fingers and say " have we got any toilet paper" Fu*king hell, you can't even get that right. Everyone knows it's Bovril for the shitty finger gag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Compelling presentation it has to be said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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