fastbob Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I'm off work with the Man Flu . As if that isn't bad enough I'm watching a bit of telly and I must have seen a hundred funeral plan adverts already . Not exactly conducive to lifting my spirits . Carol Vordeman used to look great for her age but now she's starting to look a bit weird . I think the perfect dental work is affecting her speech a bit too . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richzx6r Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Well bob maybe its trying to tell you something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I'm off work with the Man Flu . As if that isn't bad enough I'm watching a bit of telly and I must have seen a hundred funeral plan adverts already . Not exactly conducive to lifting my spirits . Carol Vordeman used to look great for her age but now she's starting to look a bit weird . I think the perfect dental work is affecting her speech a bit too . Sorry to hear you're not well. I rarely watch telly but happened to see Ms Vordeman on that funeral advert the other day. Either she's wearing a wig or dyed her hair a funny colour.If you're feeling really poorly and want advice on planning your funeral I'd be happy to oblige. I have a free slot a week on Thursday. But - I hope you're feeling better soon. I can go for a ride then instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted January 29, 2020 Author Share Posted January 29, 2020 F**k me I've been asked write my Will about thirty times now . It's not that I don't care about Donkeys etc and I hope my dear Mother lives for ever but there's no need to go putting funny ideas in people's heads . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richzx6r Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 F**k me I've been asked write my Will about thirty times now . It's not that I don't care about Donkeys etc and I hope my dear Mother lives for ever but there's no need to go putting funny ideas in people's heads . So what are you leaving to us forum members Hope you feel better soon mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I have currently been off work sick for the last 2 weeks! and I have noticed that the day time tv adverts are more suited to the over 50's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeHorton Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I've got the manflu too but dragged myself into work yesterday for overtime ohhow I regretted that! Jetwashed the old deals drive today etc. Yes daytime TV isn't great I try to avoid watching it or load up some recorded programs on the sky box. Hope it feeling better, try echinacea tablets I was recommended them by my gp take them on and off over the winter period and have a lot less colds etc my first and hopefully last of the winter ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Best wishes to all you with coronavirus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Best wishes to all you with coronavirus I have stella not corona! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickly Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I’ve been retired for 2 years and so far have resisted any temptation to watch daytime TV.When Missus Mickly puts it on, I bugger off & do something else.When I was working & caught Man flu ( which incidentally IS FATAL, the only reason we don’t die in our droves is be as we are man enough to fight it off ) I still resisted & just got the missus to buy a load of bike mags, plus caught up with reading all the bike books people have bought me over the years.Btw [mention]fastbob[/mention] , has Bob not brought you a healthy meal of live mouse / bird / frog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted January 29, 2020 Author Share Posted January 29, 2020 In true cat tradition Bob has shown complete indifference to my plight . I've no idea why , but when I have been ill in the past he has shown a tendency to creep up on me in my sleep and land a vicious slashing blow upon my nose . On several occasions I have woken with a scream just as the blood starts to flow . Bob is usually a mild mannered and affectionate cat so the only explanation I can offer is that he doesn't like snoring or wheezing . It's all a bit troubling because it hasn't happened yet . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rennie Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I've had whatever this is since before Christmas!It keeps coming and going and symptoms changingI'm at work but did have a couple of days offI'm fed up of feeling shitty! Hope you all get well soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Richzx6r Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Well I feel much better after my bout of sepsis Though I have been told by the doctor that I have to go back to the doctor pretty much as soon as I do get a cold or anything as it could develop in to something more serious pretty quickly due to the sepsis.....though I think the doctor is probably just being very over causious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panny Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 When I look at Carol Vordeman it not her face I look at!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 no words needed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted January 29, 2020 Author Share Posted January 29, 2020 I've had whatever this is since before Christmas!It keeps coming and going and symptoms changingI'm at work but did have a couple of days offI'm fed up of feeling shitty! Hope you all get well soon Exactly what a colleague said the other day , this thing keeps reinventing itself . I'm going back tomorrow but my voice might not hold out . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Frog Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 no words needed.... Don't think that's a very recent pic unfortunately !Still I am sure you would be proud to be caught hanging out of the back of that !CheersIan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 In true cat tradition Bob has shown complete indifference to my plight . I've no idea why , but when I have been ill in the past he has shown a tendency to creep up on me in my sleep and land a vicious slashing blow upon my nose . On several occasions I have woken with a scream just as the blood starts to flow . Bob is usually a mild mannered and affectionate cat so the only explanation I can offer is that he doesn't like snoring or wheezing . It's all a bit troubling because it hasn't happened yet . he is probably telling you to snap out of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 When I look at Carol Vordeman it not her face I look at!!! are you looking at her wobbly bits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 here you go bob.... no Carol Vorderman but sounds a bit of a goer …https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/28/pensioner-80-becomes-immediate-icon-as-she-recalls-rough-night-with-toyboy-we-went-through-a-whole-tub-of-ky-jelly-12136846/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geofferz Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 TV adverts don't nut in. I refuse to watch them.Glad you're feeling better fastbob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 It has been brought to my attention that Corona is an anagram of Racoon. For those suffering from a virus this may not be comforting news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbob Posted January 30, 2020 Author Share Posted January 30, 2020 It has been brought to my attention that Corona is an anagram of Racoon. For those suffering from a virus this may not be comforting news. I think Racoons are one of the coolest animals on the planet . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 It has been brought to my attention that Corona is an anagram of Racoon. For those suffering from a virus this may not be comforting news. I think Racoons are one of the coolest animals on the planet . Yes, but Racoon city is where the T virus began. And that did not end well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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