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God, I love my wife


MarkW
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Our two boys have been playing pool in the bar, opposite an absolute tosser on the next table trying his best to impress his girlfriend. Pausing only to flex his muscles or strike the occasional faux-martial arts pose, he has been giving her a constant stream of pompous 'expert' advice.


After he beat her he smiled sleazily at my wife and asked if she fancied a game. She obligingly picked up a cue, and promptly handed him his ass. His face was a picture of utter humiliation and anger, and he surmised that she took lessons. When she breazily said she last played at uni 25 years ago I genuinely thought he was going to cry. :lol:


And my wife has a much better arse than his girlfriend when she is bent over the table.

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well that was a disappointment , when you said she picked up the cue... I thought she was going to snap it over her knee and do him round his swede then with the other half round house his bird with it for being with such a knob :?

























any arse pictures ?

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[mention]Six30[/mention] if you're going to get a photo of my wife off the Internet you could at least print the caption that went with it:


"Vicki proudly shows off her stunning new beach body after winning Weight Watchers Slimmer Of The Year 2019."

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