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God, I love my wife

Post by MarkW » Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:26 pm

Our two boys have been playing pool in the bar, opposite an absolute tosser on the next table trying his best to impress his girlfriend. Pausing only to flex his muscles or strike the occasional faux-martial arts pose, he has been giving her a constant stream of pompous 'expert' advice.

After he beat her he smiled sleazily at my wife and asked if she fancied a game. She obligingly picked up a cue, and promptly handed him his ass. His face was a picture of utter humiliation and anger, and he surmised that she took lessons. When she breazily said she last played at uni 25 years ago I genuinely thought he was going to cry. :lol:

And my wife has a much better arse than his girlfriend when she is bent over the table.
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Post by Richzx6r » Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:29 pm

You should have recorded that pool game to shame the hopeless twat and give us all a laugh at his expens.

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Post by Six30 » Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:31 pm

well that was a disappointment , when you said she picked up the cue... I thought she was going to snap it over her knee and do him round his swede then with the other half round house his bird with it for being with such a knob :?
























any arse pictures ?
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Post by smallfrowne » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:03 pm

Fnar fnar....






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Post by Stu » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:05 pm

:worthless:
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Post by Six30 » Sun Feb 16, 2020 11:22 am

Stu wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:05 pm
:worthless:

managed to get some cctv footage after her victory
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Post by MarkW » Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:53 pm

@Six30 if you're going to get a photo of my wife off the Internet you could at least print the caption that went with it:

"Vicki proudly shows off her stunning new beach body after winning Weight Watchers Slimmer Of The Year 2019."
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Post by skyrider » Sun Feb 16, 2020 7:40 pm

Six30 wrote:
Sun Feb 16, 2020 11:22 am
Stu wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:05 pm
:worthless:

managed to get some cctv footage after her victory
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Post by skyrider » Sun Feb 16, 2020 7:52 pm

Six30 wrote:
Sun Feb 16, 2020 11:22 am
Stu wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:05 pm
:worthless:
now she would keep you warm on a cold winters night :)


managed to get some cctv footage after her victory
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Post by Marino » Sun Feb 16, 2020 9:03 pm

skyrider wrote:
Sun Feb 16, 2020 7:52 pm
Six30 wrote:
Sun Feb 16, 2020 11:22 am
Stu wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:05 pm
:worthless:
now she would keep you warm on a cold winters night :)


managed to get some cctv footage after her victory

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Re: God, I love my wife

Post by Claud 14.7 to 1 » Thu Feb 27, 2020 6:12 am

Yeah, lol, I thought you were gonna say she took the cue and cracked his face with it.

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