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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Fri Feb 28, 2020 11:36 am

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"People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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"People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by gymwitch » Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:11 am

2 packets of crisps walking down the road...a car stops and offers them a lift. They replied "no thanks we're walkers". 🤪
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by FallingDown » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:34 pm

Stu wrote:
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I'm a big fan of international women. It's the local ones that get on my nerves 😉

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Six30 » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:42 pm

FallingDown wrote:
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Stu wrote:
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I'm a big fan of international women. It's the local ones that get on my nerves 😉
you live in Wales , say no more :D
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by dynax » Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:20 pm

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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Ian Frog » Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:49 pm

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Made me chuckle.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Smithers » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:35 pm

Ian Frog wrote:
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Made me chuckle.
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Ironically Frog is a very popular source of food in China.
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by dynax » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:36 pm

Smithers wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:35 pm
Ian Frog wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:49 pm
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Made me chuckle.
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Ironically Frog is a very popular source of food in China.
And the legs hop over to France :lol:
Mike, just cruising around with Xena 8-)
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Re: Your worst joke!!!

Post by Smithers » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:38 pm

dynax wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:36 pm
Smithers wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:35 pm
Ian Frog wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:49 pm
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Made me chuckle.
Cheers
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Ironically Frog is a very popular source of food in China.
And the legs hop over to France :lol:
You know you're eating it when you spit out a tiny ribcage on your plate. Tastes a bit like chicken. :D
Underneath every ponytail is a horses ass.

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