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Probably more sense in this than you would like to admit;

Quarantine - Top 5 (suggestions & updates welcome!)


1- Mealtimes should be observed, 11hrs grazing a day is for cattle.

2 - Dressing for dinner, turning up for lunch unshaven and in your underpants is not cool!

3 - Extra care should be taken in the bathroom as any sewerage back ups could be disastrous!

4 - All Facebook posts should be reviewed after 30 minutes for signs of cabin fever.

5 - Drunkeness should only be pursued collectively with your other inmates.


Any you would add :D

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Probably more sense in this than you would like to admit;

Quarantine - Top 5 (suggestions & updates welcome!)


1- Mealtimes should be observed, 11hrs grazing a day is for cattle.

2 - Dressing for dinner, turning up for lunch unshaven and in your underpants is not cool!

3 - Extra care should be taken in the bathroom as any sewerage back ups could be disastrous!

4 - All Facebook posts should be reviewed after 30 minutes for signs of cabin fever.

5 - Drunkeness should only be pursued collectively with your other inmates.


Any you would add :D

 

I don't have Facebook but I have already failed on the other 4

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